Douchebag Retail Comic Guy Gets Raided

[chaya]

Police investigate Heavy Ink president, seize weapons
Posted on January 18, 2011 - 05:21 PM by Kevin Melrose

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[erunamiryene]

[blackjedii]

On this note is a mysterious white powder... perhaps Dwarven Sugar, meant to bring anyone the sweetest delight in the world. Perhaps the dreaded ground Bulvivian Mushroom Powder, supposedly able to destroy a single guild in one breath.

[nope_de_plume]

I roll Knowledge: Nature to see if I can tell what it is.

*roll*

ok, a 9, and I've got 4 skill points in it.

[blackjedii]

Hmhm.

Using your innate skills, you determine that the mysterious white substance is actually Holy Snow from the Land of Ord. However, Holy Snow has not been seen for many moons, and that a dwarf is bringing it is even more peculiar, as there are no dwarf clans within distance of Ord.

(Y'all will have to forgive me somewhat - I was a MtG player.)

[ferlingmule]

As you are, naturally, in a bar, the barman glances over from cleaning his glasses with a rag, as all barmen do, and says, "I see you were sent the white powder," and shakes his head in dismay, "Many people have lost their lives for that stuff."

[blackjedii]

Hearing the bartender's voice, a Mysterious Masked Stranger looks your way. In the dim candlelight, you cannot make out any features outside of a pair of strange, catlike eyes. The Mysterious Masked Stranger sets down several coin and stands up, disappearing swiftly towards the door.

[gundamtsubasa]

IT IS VERY DARK. YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE.

[ms_maree]

I never did work out that freaking mother of pearl egg problem in the field outside.

[chaya]

A++++