Investigation Starting into Mormon Church and Mormon Congressmen Over Personal Use of US Diplomats

[notgarystu]

Salt Lake City, UT - The Mormon church has once again gotten its hands caught in the cookie jar. Political watchdogs are calling for an investigation into the Mormon Church as well as Mormon members of Congress for using US Diplomats to further their religious agenda

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[spinnigold]

Is there something particularly magical about Switzerland that the Mormon Church feel they need a large number of missionaries for? Because dat place is TINY.
I guess they consider it particularly Godless or something.

[rhodanum]

I suspect that it's less a case of them being especially interested in Switzerland and more a knee-jerk reaction out of having had their activity limited there. They would have probably reacted in a similar manner if these immigration restrictions been discussed in any country where they regularly send missionaries.

Because we certainly can't have national interest interfering with the Lord's work, now can we? -_-

[blackjedii]

My bet?

$$$$ or possibly Swiss banks.

But mostly $$$$$

[devil_ad_vocate]

Can you see those missionaries peddling their bikes up and down mountains? Maybe the LDS church is planning to enter "Team Moroni" in the Tour de France!

[doe_witch]

Because the LDS needs to send large numbers of missionaries everywhere. If they can't send their 19-21 year old dudes around the world in suits and backpacks, their daughters will have ~nothing to live for~.

[notgarystu]

Nah, they send missionaries everywhere that will allow them to be there (or that won't run the risk of getting their missionaries blown to pieces by a stray drone attack). So Switzerland telling them that they have to limit the amount of missionaries they send was bound to spark a "BUT BUT BUT WE ARE THE MOST HOLY GOSPELLLLLLL" tantrum.

[tmlforsyth]

I figure they wanted to minister to Swiss bank executives..cha ching!!!