City to Bill Motorists Who Crash and Need Aid

[lafinjack]

Comments

[erunamiryene]

These charges apply to every vehicle involved in the incident.

So if some fucker runs a red light and hits ME, and it is clearly HIS FAULT, I FUCKING GET FINED? Are you fucking SERIOUS right now? What is that, the "Bad Luck, You Bastard" Tax?

[lafinjack]

You should have thought of that before you didn't BOOTSTRAPS'D.

[erunamiryene]

DAMN IT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING.

[incarnated_joy]

That was the initial name for he tax, but they decided it was discrimination against children born out of wedlock, so now it's merely "MEER MEER CAPITALISM OWNS ALL YOUR SHIT BITCHES" tax.

[erunamiryene]

[azetburcaptain]

Bootstraps city tax :)