Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State From Arizona

[persiascarecrow]

Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State From ArizonaAUSTIN, TX - Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry pledged Wednesday to do everything in his power to reestablish his state as the most regressive in the nation. "I commend Arizona for its commitment to exceedingly

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[ateenwriter]

In before people who don't check the source
^_^

[popehippo]

Dammit, you ruined all the fun. :(

[ateenwriter]

I sorry! :( I delete now?

[monkey_kong]

I checked the source before I even read the article because the headline just screams The Onion.

[lady_lockhart]

Sort of related: Vote for Rick Perry here http://www.fighttheright2010.com/fringe

He made it to round 3, but Jan Brewer is going to be tough to beat.

That's not a cannon!

[damnthatrogue]

"Arizona plans to counter with a giant cannon that will be used to shoot anyone with a skin tone darker than ochre who crosses the border from Mexico."

[devil_ad_vocate]

I live in Austin. I totally believe the article - even after knowing the source.

[akuma_river]

Really? With Billy boy going after Gov Goodhair's speeches for any little bit he can use to show how much of a racist bigot he is?

[devil_ad_vocate]

What I find believable is the "...we'll be back and more fucked up than ever..."

Rick Perry is a loathsome garden slug (I know one of his cousins - she agrees). Sadly, I think he will probably win. I'll vote for White, and I'll jump for joy if he wins, but I don't see it happening.

[akuma_river]

In 2006 Perry barely won...and that was against four people.

This time there is only the two...

Don't kill my hope man...

[krackerthanas]

i smelled the onions from the headline lol