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Republican slapfight GO!

Aug 14, 2008 18:15

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russ feingold, mike huckabee, the mavrick, msnbc, evan bayh, fox news, mark penn, sean hannity, mittens, mitt romney, david shuster, john mccain

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anandrine August 15 2008, 01:37:08 UTC

OMG, if we keep our extended prom metaphor, this is now like Huckabee replacing Romney's moisturizer with (non-peppermint) foot cream. Or, like, buying that one-of-a-kind prom dress that Romney had his eyes on and that he was going to wear when he went to prom with McCain, WHO IS RIGHTFULLY HUCKABEE'S DATE, OKAY? THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT TO A GIRL. YOU JUST DON'T.

schmiss August 15 2008, 01:41:23 UTC

Irregardless, running mates are off limit to other candidates. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of conservatism!

anandrine August 15 2008, 01:46:57 UTC

Huck gave Mac EVERYTHING. He was half a gay-virgin when he met him!

schmiss August 15 2008, 05:20:18 UTC

That's why his hair is sealed with ultra-protective plastic casing. It's full of secrets.

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anandrine August 15 2008, 05:30:42 UTC

Why should Romney get to stomp around like hot stuff, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Romney? Hm? Huck is just as cute as Romney. Huck is just as smart as Romney. People totally like Huck just as much as they like Romney! And when did it become okay for one person to try and take another person's VP spot, huh? Because that's not what America is about. We should totally just STAB ROMNEY!

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