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rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:04:24 UTC
It makes me feel like a lousy gay, but the thing that that bitch has said that's pissed me off the most is that crap about how societies that accept homosexuality never last more than a few decades.

I can deal with homophobes, but people who don't know shit about shit they should've learned in high school social studies and spread those kind of ridiculous lies about history make my blood boil. Just remembering it now is making me so angry I can feel my heart rate increasing.

I just hope that means I'm going to be an excellent historian someday.

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heroandthief August 7 2008, 19:10:15 UTC
Didn't you know, that's why the Spartans went on to conquer all of Greece and created a lasting empire that even rivaled Rome. Because they weren't boy touchers like those creeps from Athens. Gosh.

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rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:12:54 UTC
I hope you're being facetious, because Alexander the Great wasn't from Sparta.

But he was still fucking faaaaabuloooouuuus.

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heroandthief August 7 2008, 19:14:34 UTC
Duh, of course I was. That fag was from Macedonia.

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rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:16:11 UTC
I just don't want anyone happening upon this and thinking that the Spartans ever conquered Greece.

Those overrated beefheads.

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heroandthief August 7 2008, 19:22:33 UTC
Hey now. I like beef.

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rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:25:54 UTC
Like beef, the Spartans tasted delicious but clogged your arteries and were bad for the environment.

The Athenians, however, were like a nice sensible salad with some olives and a reasonable amount of feta.

And Thebes was probably like a gluten-free chocolate bundt cake but I'm not sure why.

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heroandthief August 7 2008, 19:28:14 UTC
And Thebes was probably like a gluten-free chocolate bundt cake but I'm not sure why.

lolll

Those Thebans and their rice cakes.

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rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:30:06 UTC
I think it might just be that bundt cakes have holes and we all know how much the Thebans liked holes.

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Belay there! heroandthief August 7 2008, 19:33:01 UTC
Excuse you, let's try to keep this conversation PG.


... )

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Re: Belay there! rex_dart August 7 2008, 19:36:12 UTC
Oh now that's uncalled for.

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bluemamie August 8 2008, 01:16:12 UTC
lol Wikipedia.

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heroandthief August 8 2008, 04:32:00 UTC
lol Your fucking fat face.

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bluemamie August 8 2008, 04:37:21 UTC
lol your fucking overwhelming desire to fuck me.

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heroandthief August 8 2008, 14:57:34 UTC
Yeah, with a steak knife.

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