Republican Jumps Ship, Joins The USS Tea Party. News of Iceberg Exaggerated

[evildevil]

Candidate to GOP: Sorry, But Tea Party Label Better for Me

Network computer consultant Donn Janes, who filed for Tennessee's 8th district race as a Republican in August, has decided to instead run as an Independent Tea Party candidate this cycle.

Janes, who has bashed the National Republican Congressional Committee for backing gospel singer Stephen

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[piratesswoop]

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dear god

[suitablyemoname]

My Principles:

* America is good.

Wow. Wowwwwwwwww.

[saramiskismet]

I think this is an official tipping point in the course of events, actually.

[saramiskismet]

I don't mean, like, Important Events In History, just the tiny line of events that is Tea Party Crazy

[beshwa]

What is this I can't even

[popehippo]

uncannyvalleyuncannyvalleyuncannyvalley

[screamingintune]

oh god, please teabaggers. form your own party. I beg of you. I have always feared that if any third parties arose, they'd be the result of a schism between liberals. the idea of conservatives breaking in half gives me happy tingly feelings.

DO IT, TEABAGGERS. IF YOU SUCCEED IN TEARING THE GOP APART, I PROMISE I'LL READ THE FOUNTAINHEAD. OR AT LEAST I'LL TRY.

[popehippo]

DON'T BE A HERO

[empressfunk]

I am hoping so bad they form their own party. The lulz would be delicious.