Why Rapepublicans Are Pro-Rapists: "Because The DoD is Pro-Rape"

[evildevil]

Defense Department Opposed Franken's Anti-Rape Amendment

When thirty Republicans lined up against an amendment that would have required defense contractors to allow their employees access to U.S. courts in cases of rape or sexual assault, Jon Stewart ripped them to pieces.

"I understand we're a divided country, some disagreements on health care. How

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[erunamiryene]

Because employment contracts are more important than, oh, say, actually making sure that criminals receive the punishment they deserve (or more accurately, since what they deserve would probably be deemed torture, the punishment that the law dictates they should receive), amirite? Yeah? BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESSES AND THEIR GODDAMN CONTRACTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MAKING SURE THAT THOSE WHO COMMIT HEINOUS CRIMES SUCH AS THIS ARE FUCKING PUNISHED, RIGHT? MORE IMPORTANT THAN MAKING SURE THAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING RIGHTS OF AMERICANS ARE FUCKING PROTECTED, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU GUYS, OF COURSE, HAVE TO PROTECT YOUR FUCKING INTERESTS, AND YOUR FUCKING CONTRIBUTIONS, AND YOUR FUCKING ... WHAT THE FUCK EVERS, AMIRITE?

That's it, I'm going to get a drink. The fucking news has bested me, I'm done.

Hey, also? FUCK YOU, HALLIBURTON. FUCK YOU. I just felt that was kind of required here.

[sunoftheskye]

LMAO I love your icon. Can I steal it?

[erunamiryene]

Of course! :D I got it from toocuteicons, which is seriously one of my absolute favorite places for icons. :D

[dwer]

Fuck the GOP.

[crystalviolet35]

With something hard and sandpapery.

[jwaneeta]

And an ejaculate of burning sand.

[thepikey]

I'd say 'splinter-ey'. Followed by a lemon-juice douche.
*nodnodnod*

[get_baaaaack]

There's a reason why I tell everybody the 1906 Pure Food and Drug Act would have to fight one hell of a fight to get passed in 2009.

[escherichiacola]

And even that had to be replaced with the FD&C Act after people where still dying from bad drugs. Yet now Republicans seem to be ready to lead us into the dark ages for the sake of their outdated beliefs.

[popehippo]

When thirty Republicans lined up against an amendment that would have required defense contractors to allow their employees access to U.S. courts in cases of rape or sexual assault, Jon Stewart ripped them to pieces.

Bah, I think I missed this one, anyone know where I could possible watch it?

[erunamiryene]

Thanks for this link.

[chasingtides]

I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS FOR THE FUCKING GOP ON THIS MATTER. THEY ARE DEAD TO ME.