"Gays ruin marriage!" 'ORLY? PROVE IT.'

[jesidres]

Judge refuses to dismiss gay marriage ban suit

He asks lawyers to show how gay unions pose threat to traditional ones
SAN FRANCISCO - A federal judge challenged the backers of California's voter-enacted ban on same-sex marriage Wednesday to explain how allowing gay couples to wed threatens conventional unions, a demand that prompted their lawyer to

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[bludstone]

He asks lawyers to show how gay unions pose threat to traditional ones

Oh this is going to be fantastic.

[quizzicalsphinx]

Well obviously if gays get married, they're going to . . . um, invite straight friends to their wedding. Some of whom might be married. And the straight married friends might have to request time off from work. And if a whole bunch of people request time off from work to attend friends' marriages all at once, it will weaken our already unstable economy. There's a lot of research backing the fact that a high percentage of divorces are caused by disagreements on household finances. Therefore . . . okay, okay, I am really reaching here.

[bludstone]

THIS POPCORN COULD USE MORE SALT

[quizzicalsphinx]

I HAVE NO SALT. ONLY BITTERNESS.

[asoneill]

USE YOUR TEARS.

(But then you'd get soggy popcorn...)

NEVER MIND.

[salienne]

And then gay people will force straight people to marry goats, and THE WORLD WILL END.

[popehippo]

LMAO A+ use of Homer.