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schmiss in ontd_political

what. no seriously, what.

Jul 10, 2009 16:15

David Brooks: A Republican senator put ‘his hand on my inner thigh’ for a ‘whole’ dinner party.

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wtf

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xzombifiedx July 10 2009, 21:18:37 UTC

LOL WAT

Why didn't he move his hand and/or tell him to stop...?

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:22:57 UTC

Or at least go up and refill his water. Or drop some food on the guy's hand.

But then, the only time I've had guys just put their hands on me without notice is at parties, so I'm not sure why a presumably sober guy would be getting all touchy touchy. Washington DC is weird that way.

arisma July 10 2009, 23:29:17 UTC

Or stab his hand with his fucking fork.

terl_girl July 10 2009, 21:18:39 UTC

Maybe the Senator was shitfaced and thought it was his own leg? IDK...

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:28:41 UTC

I'm sure that would have been his reasoning if he'd been confronted. But David Brooks just sat there :|-ing the whole time.

missmurchison July 10 2009, 23:11:11 UTC

Because of his wide stance?

arisma July 10 2009, 23:29:39 UTC

His hands have a wide stance.

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onelittlesleep July 10 2009, 21:18:41 UTC

OMGGG, BROOKS IS MIIIIINE! STEP THE FUCK OFF, SENATORS.

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:23:50 UTC

I think I know where to find the senator you're looking for, too, tbh. TO SOUTH CAROLINA!

onelittlesleep July 10 2009, 21:27:47 UTC

hahaha, ewww. NOT THE GRAHAM.

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:33:22 UTC

Maybe it'll turn out to be DeMint. WHAT A TWEEST!

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haruhiko July 10 2009, 21:21:18 UTC

LMAO feeling up David Brooks, now that's slumming it

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:24:18 UTC

ahahaha, HARSH.

haruhiko July 10 2009, 21:29:45 UTC

Gürl you know it's true! That's some 99-cent-store action right there.

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:34:07 UTC

If it was a Republican dinner there probably wasn't much hot man action going on in the first place :/

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sarken July 10 2009, 21:22:54 UTC

THIS IS AMAZING AND TOTALLY MAKES GETTING OUT OF BED TODAY WORTH IT.

No, I'm not kidding. Sadly.

schmiss July 10 2009, 21:26:11 UTC

David Brooks, he secretly lives to make ontd_political happy.

piepiracy314 July 10 2009, 21:31:22 UTC

OMG THIS SFM.