How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[schmiss]

Exclusive: E-mails between Sanford, woman

Comments

[__amerie]

I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...

My my my....

[schmiss]

The ending is the funniest part to me. God forbid you actually use the word "breasts" in an email to your mistress.

[kerrence]

the word "breasts" would absolutely go against his morals!

[artchess]

lol mte.

[lillyflowers]

*yawn* Same shit, different words. My soon to be ex's texts were much the same. Is there NO originality left?

Background music now included. Giggity

[autumnleaving]

This is definitely missing something.