Well, technically, wasn't 'white' skin an adaptive mutation that came a ways after the human race became recognisably human? Of course, I'm sure that's not what this idiot means.
According to what I remember from some random wikisurfing way back when, it was sort of a backwards-mutation. Basically, we all started out white (most animals are), but lost our fur, meaning we were exposed to nasty, nasty, kill-us-with-cancer UV, which was kind of bad. First humans developed Black hair, to protect our heads, since we stood upright and our heads were the most exposed to direct sunlight, and as a way to block some of the sun's rays (light doesn't travel well through spirals, after all). After that, humans developed black skin. Then we started migrating, and humans moved to places with less sun, where black skin was a detriment because women weren't getting enough vitamins from sunlight (I think vitamin D or A, but I'm blanking and too lazy to look up; it's a vitamin we synthesize from sunlight and women need for healthy pregnancies). So their skin lightened and their hair straightened, because straight hair carried sunlight better, kind of like an fiber optic tube. And darker-skinned people from other parts of
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HURR DURR YOU MEAN HE WASN'T SERIOUS AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY THINK MICHELLE OBAMA'S GRANDMA IS A GORILLA OIC THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER.
Of COURSE it was a fucking joke, asshole. THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY. There's a reason we call racist jokes "RACIST JOKES." BEING A JOKE DOES NOT MAKE RACISM OKAY, YOU HALFWIT.
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Yeah, my mom has straight, black hair and can be a real hot-head, here in the desert. My curly browns keep me a lot cooler.
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And of course it's her fault, anyways.
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Of COURSE it was a fucking joke, asshole. THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY. There's a reason we call racist jokes "RACIST JOKES." BEING A JOKE DOES NOT MAKE RACISM OKAY, YOU HALFWIT.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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