A couple of days ago, one of the gorillas at the
Riverbanks Zoo here in Columbia, SC, managed to use a bamboo plant to escape from his enclosure for all of five minutes. Made for lots of excitement, interesting articles on how strong bamboo is, etc.
Someone working for Henry McMaster, our lovable and smut-hating Attorney General, made a comment about it on their Facebook, and Rusty DePass posted a comment stating, "I'm sure it's just one of Michelle's ancestors - probably harmless."
SOURCE has an image of the posting. The comments will make you want to commit mass murder.