Aretha receives Bedazzler for Christmas
Many guests and performers were invited to what will inevitably be the greatest inauguration in American history. It has been estimated that over a million onlookers came out to witness this historical event, but... what? What is that in the distance?
It's Aretha Franklin's ginormous, jewel incrusted, bow-hat!
God DAMN look at that thing! That's the fiercest hat to ever come out of Fierce Town in south central Fierce.
Some have speculated that David Dion is behind this fabulous design, although nobody knows for sure. But, one thing's for sure, everybody wants to know where she got it, and whether it will later be used as a gateway to a new solar energy source.
However, I do know this much: MASS PRODUCE THAT SH*T. I'd be so lucky to ever see something that beautiful on my grandmother.
Take a tip from Aretha this year and just work it out for your president and for your country. You go, Aretha. You go.
Oh, by the way, if you don't like the hat "Shut up!":
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It's Aretha Franklin's ginormous, jewel incrusted, bow-hat!
God DAMN look at that thing! That's the fiercest hat to ever come out of Fierce Town in south central Fierce.
Some have speculated that David Dion is behind this fabulous design, although nobody knows for sure. But, one thing's for sure, everybody wants to know where she got it, and whether it will later be used as a gateway to a new solar energy source.
However, I do know this much: MASS PRODUCE THAT SH*T. I'd be so lucky to ever see something that beautiful on my grandmother.
Take a tip from Aretha this year and just work it out for your president and for your country. You go, Aretha. You go.
Oh, by the way, if you don't like the hat "Shut up!":
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