Primetime Live Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

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Comments

[papilio_luna]

Yep me too. Though I must confess what with this and the Doctor Who watching, I'm feeling 6.894% more favourable towards Republicans these days.

[purplerains]

LOLOLOL

Of course. And most likely these "very satisfied" men are fucking these poor, poor orgasm faking women

[sore]

lmfao, my thoughts exactly.

[randomneses]

IKR? XD

Re: ha ha ha ha

[dearpencilpal]

they probably like to dress in drag and do the hula

Re: ha ha ha ha

[starburstchick]

I thought the same thing.

[thedisassociate]

Of course Republicans will say they're more sexually satisfied. When all you know is the missionary and that sex is supposed to make babies, not get you off, naturally you will consider yourself to be doing fine in the sex department.

[fizzy_pepsi]

oh, I don't know, I was with a Republican guy once, and damn lol. it was pretty good.

[fizzy_pepsi]

actually, he was conservative on every single issue EXCEPT sex before marriage.

I didn't keep it up, though

[randomneses]

This same report comes out every year, I swear.

[sin_and_repent]

It does and I could have sworn last year it was the OPPOSITE.

[randomneses]

Last year I specifically remember it being "conservatives have better/more sex than liberals" actually.

[roseofjuly]

They always find that conservatives are more satisfied with their sex lives.