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Oct 09, 2016 17:29

Man posing as delivery person hides resume in box of donutsSAN FRANCISCO, CA ( Read more... )

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meadowphoenix October 9 2016, 22:44:49 UTC
Well, not to bring your post down OP, but my god this is a white thing to do.

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blackjedii October 9 2016, 23:03:38 UTC
eh oh well. I promised someone I would make a donut post while I am on a sugar run and it was either this or the salacious news that Chris Christie got offended by Cristie Cremes.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/doughnuts-left-chris-christie-furious-bridge-closure-article-1.2822365

I figured ways to sneak your resume to people who would otherwise toss it in the trash was a bit more positive.

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meadowphoenix October 9 2016, 23:06:59 UTC
That article has redeemed my good humor, so I'll say yes this is definitely more positive, though it includes less *sarcastic doughnuts.

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blackjedii October 9 2016, 23:24:18 UTC
I think the next article I will look for will include kangaroos somewhow. I haven't done a news story about kangaroos.

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meadowphoenix October 9 2016, 23:59:35 UTC
baby kangaroos if you can manage it, please

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blackjedii October 10 2016, 00:02:17 UTC
Will do!

Just found one about a kangaroo that is on a rampage eating toilet paper from restrooms. Oh the humanity.

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elialshadowpine October 10 2016, 02:07:48 UTC
Yes. Yes, it is. Creative, but... yes.

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