ATTACK OF THE SLIME MONSTER THAT WON'T DIE

[blackjedii]

A grimy, black biofilm is starting to cover the Jefferson Memorial, and it can’t be killedIt’s black! It’s creepy! And it’s crawling over the Jefferson Memorial

Comments

[jeeelim5]

Omg the "why was this approved" tag hahahaha

Also, I'm liking the idea of using lasers to remove whatever this is. All I can think of is a couple of people pointing laser guns at the memorial saying "pew pew" as they work.

[bnmc2005]

I literally looked for a "like" button link on this comment.

[rhysande]

I was hoping that the article was going to state that the slime monster looked as though it had tree-like branches under magnification, but no. No "tree surgery" tag. Though the "why was this approved" tag makes up for it.

[blackjedii]

Hm wellll it does mention the Cherry Blossom festival but that isn't quite tree surgery

[omgitsalexis]

fuck the jefferson memorial. I was a event planner in DC and it blew my mind that people would get married in front of that bastard

[natyanayaki]

i think it'a funny that scum is covering the statue of that scum, though i assume the biofilm not as icky.

[screamingintune]

he's a horrible rat bastard

but imo it is one of the prettier memorials as far construction and location so I can see people picking it clueless to how horrible he is.

[blackjedii]

He did invent swivel chairs.

And rewrite the whole Bible because Deism (which is great for when you want to argue with people when they claim up and down that FOUNDING FATHERS CHRISTIAN SAINTS!!)

But mostly swivel chairs.

[ladycyndra]

Kill it with fire?

[halfshellvenus]

1) Ewwwwww.

2) I'm wondering whether it could be cleaned with something like mild laser light (to kill the organism), and then just soap and water scrubbing to remove the dead residue.