Chuck Tingle returns with ‘Pokebutt Go: Pounded By ‘Em All’

Jul 14, 2016 00:06




If a cozy erotic literary experience is more your speed than slow-buffering Pokémon porn, rest assured. Transhumanist alt-lit powerhouse Chuck Tingle is back, and he’s ready to catch ‘em all (in his butt).

The prolific Tingle is a pillar of pop culture and political commentary. From Leonardo DiCaprio’s quest to take home the golden Oscar (in his butt) to the separation pains of Brexit (in his butt), Death and Taxes’ own sometimes sex columnist is here to reckon the madness of Pokémon Go (in his butt) with his latest release “Pokebutt Go: Pounded By ‘Em All.”

From Amazon:

Torbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he’s beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.

Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.

Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature… is within the depths of his own butt.

The tale promises to deliver 4,000 words of “sizzling human on gay Pokebutt action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and digital monster love.”

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