Susan Patton: A Little Valentine's Day Straight Talk

Feb 15, 2014 18:09


Another Valentine's Day. Another night spent ordering in sushi for one and mooning over "Downton Abbey" reruns. Smarten up, ladies.

Despite all of the focus on professional advancement, for most of you the cornerstone of your future happiness will be the man you marry. But chances are that you haven't been investing nearly as much energy in ( Read more... )

wtf, not the onion, slow news day™, shit just got real, facepalm

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rex_dart February 16 2014, 03:19:32 UTC
This article is a really good argument in favor of marrying a woman.

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astridmyrna February 16 2014, 05:22:53 UTC
Preeeeeetty much.

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skellington1 February 17 2014, 06:38:09 UTC
As long as she's not like the woman who wrote it.

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lizzy_someone February 20 2014, 07:21:43 UTC
MTE.

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jocelyncs February 16 2014, 03:36:36 UTC
Dafuq?! Da FUCK?! This must be satire. I ... I ... I'll not believe it's serious! I'LL NOT BELIEVE IT!!!

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flyingwild February 16 2014, 03:55:23 UTC
Fuck.

That.

Noise.

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shoujokakumei February 16 2014, 04:12:40 UTC
Some psychotic shit like this comes out of someone's ass every six months or so and it's just as stupid now as it was the last time.

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silver_apples February 16 2014, 04:13:51 UTC
So her advice is to find several intelligent male college students, demand commitment, move on with your life but keep in touch, hope at least one becomes successful and stays single, and then marry him when you are ready? And intelligence and financial success are the only things that matter in a husband? This does not seem like a foolproof plan.

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roseofjuly February 17 2014, 23:11:51 UTC
Oh, and in the mean time, don't spend too much time developing your personal career. Otherwise, you may get to the point where you make more money than him, and no man is going to want a successful high-earning woman.

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