"Waaaa, I don't want to take my final! How can I get out of it? Hmm, let me see..."

[moonshaz]

"....Oooh, I know! I'll start a fake bomb threat!"

Harvard student is arrested after bomb scareA Harvard student trying to get out of a final exam admitted to the FBI that he sent a bomb threat that forced the university to evacuate multiple buildings and rattled the campus, federal officials said Tuesday

Comments

[imnotasquirrel]

Kim’s family could not immediately be reached.

Too busy disowning him, probably.

~Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!~

I know Chinese =/= Korean. But I think the fear of bringing shame to your family is similar. I cringed more at the idea of his parents' reaction than the legal repercussions tbh.

[astridmyrna]

I would be nothing but a fart in the wind if I did this, tbh. They'd probably all change their last names to make doubly sure no one connects me to them either.

[moonshaz]

Ouch! O_O

[dissident]

Disown? Probably more like in the ER with all limbs broken.

Don't underestimate Asian parents

[wrestlingdog]

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