We can’t restrict high-capacity magazines because gay marriage leads to bestiality

[nitasee]

The Texas Republican got very creative -- and very offensive -- in recent remarks against gun control

Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert started to answer a question about a ban on high-capacity magazines during a Tea Party conference call this week, but ended up talking about - wait for it - bestiality.

Here’s what Gohmert had to say about his

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[bmh4d0k3n]

[ceruleanst]

When you can't articulate your disagreement beyond "no" I can't even tell whether it's even about what I really said, let alone start to consider where I may have gone wrong.

[bmh4d0k3n]

Religious homophobes aren't secretly gay, they secretly want to have gay sex.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[ceruleanst]

Better, thanks.

For extraordinary (if anecdotal), let's look at the strangely forthcoming Neal Horsley. He admitted in an Alan Colmes interview (first three footnotes...obviously the original source didn't last on the Fox News website) that in his adolescence he would stick it in guys, farm animals, whatever, and implied that anyone who doesn't remember doing so when they were "young and dumb" must be out of touch with everyday life. Clearly he thinks this aimless lust is universal, and that any informed adults still doing any of the things he would are simply lacking the guidance of God that keeps him under control.

Hopefully I don't have to compile and collate all conservative sex scandals for you. I admit that my claim was in the form of a generalization (the less fixated among them may just be arguing from disgust like their secular counterparts) but it was my understanding that casual generalizations about the privileged are okay, nay, sacrosanct in this community.