Gay marriage fraud! Oh noes!

[moonshaz]

Sue Everhart, Georgia GOP Chairwoman, Warns Of 'Free Ride' Gay Marriage Fraud

Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart warned that straight people might enter into fraudulent gay marriages to obtain benefits, the Marietta Daily Journal reported Saturday.

"You may be as straight as an arrow, and you may have a friend that is as straight as an arrow,”

Comments

[mollywobbles867]

Because straight people don't do this in opposite-sex marriages? like wtf kind of logic is this? Sounds like a reason to get rid of marriage altogether! /sarcasm

Her inability to comprehend gay sex is hilarious and sad. What's a clit? What's cunnilingus? What's anal? What's a blowjob? What's tribbing? What is a strap-on? A vibrator? Fingers, what are those?

[nitasee]

Don't talk like that! You'll give the poor lady the vapors!

[nextdrinksonme]

What is tribbing? Kind of sounds like a porn move involving tribbles.

[layweed]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tribbing

[nextdrinksonme]

Ah. Good to know. I was at work at the time, so I didn't want to google it just in case.

[moonshaz]

I was at home, so I googled. There was a Wikipedia entry, so I clicked on that--and was greeted by a VERY nsfw pic, lol!

[kyra_neko_rei]

Thank you for asking that. I didn't quite dare.

[nextdrinksonme]

Now I'm kind of curious what the difference is between that and scissoring, haha.

[thalestral]

I read it as "tribbling" and imagined this:

[carmy_w]

Clearly her idea of sex ed is "Lie there and think of America!"

[evilnel]

Actual LOL!

[moonshaz]

Ikr? I actually ROARED!

[romp]

OMFG

[skellington1]

LOL, my first thought was totally "WHAT ARE FINGERS?!"