Romney: “Seeing Him With Chris Christie is Tearing Me Apart”

[the_laugh]

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[executivehpfan]

You know, in some dark corner of the Internet, someone is actually writing fic of this.

[hirolin]

My first thought

[teacup_werewolf]

Christie/Obama OTP

[odette_river]

No. Do not stomp on my Barack/Hillary shipper heart.

[urplesquirrel]

Oh, come on, it's obviously a Obamas/Clintons OT4!

[odette_river]

Hmm, I could be convinced...

[fenris_lorsrai]

Another storm rolls in so they can't take off in their helicopter and are trapped in a beachhouse together...

[executivehpfan]

OH MY GOD MY POOR BRAIN CELLS.

-facedesk-

[fenris_lorsrai]

They're called the "secret service" because they hear "it'll be our little secret" so often :)

(by background music just switched to Tainted Love. apparently Pandora approves of this!)

[executivehpfan]

For the sake of fuck, my brain is going to implode. DNW to imagine them together ever, fuck.

[fenris_lorsrai]

And they'll run down the beach in slow mo...

[shishmish]

I'm never going to be able to see this clip or hear the song in the same way ever again thanks to London 2012. I'm looking at you Mr Bean!

[fluffydragon]

*dies*

[cher_arlequin]

Quick! Use this:

[executivehpfan]

THANK YOU. I need that, because...-shudddddddddder-

[keeperofthekeys]

~Caught in a bad bromance~