At Towson Univ., A Student Makes His Case for a White Student Union

[teacoat]

Race has arrived on the front doorstep of Towson University, and it’s a package no one wants to open. This fall Matthew Heimbach, a student at the public university in the Baltimore suburbs proposed starting a white student union. His calls attracted immediate attention; with his cloudy but very emphatic views on race, he’s excellent at courting

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[koshkabegemot]

Yeeeah, so I want to hermetically seal a cup full of the yellow mucous I keep horking up, mail it to him, and make him drink it. Or find a way to make him smell my stinky ass feet through the computer.

I just . . . did we step through a time warp to the 1940s while I was sleeping?

Last year his fledgling group Youth for Western Civilization pasted posters around Towson with slogans reading “White Pride,” as a test, Heimbach said, of the campus’s tolerance.

[celtic_thistle]

Oh my god, that cat. I'm peeing myself. Actually, this whole comment is perfection.

[koshkabegemot]

I need to start rubbing Vicks or something that smells pleasant on my feet because goddamn. My cat loves my foot funk. Whenever I wear boots in the winter, once I've taken them off, he'll shove his whole body in there and just go nuts and will attack me if I try to take the stinky shoe away. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

On topic: Seriously, every fucking group on campus caters to white people except for, well, POC clubs. If this guy has his knickers in such a twist, he can always transfer to Bob Jones University.

[moonshaz]

Body odors, in general, get their motors running. At least it works that way with my cat. His favorite place to sleep? A hamper full of dirty, smelly laundry.

[elmocho]

Our cat will try to burrow inside our shoes, given the opportunity. If we had a rag in the kitchen that we'd left damp too long, that was the sublime place to roll around. Our dog had gotten incontinent and we kept a big pile of rags to mop up-- the used rag box was oddly a glorious treasure trove of comforting wonders.

[zinnia_rose]

Oh my god, that cat is cracking me up. Cannot stop laughing.

[koshkabegemot]

That cat sums up my reaction to everything this racist douche has done/said.

NONONONONONONONONO

[koshkabegemot]

I'd laugh, but it hurts to laugh right now. ):

Damn you, stupid upper respiratory virus/flu/whatever the hell you are!