Bob & Helen Kink
Title: Bob and Helen Kink
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Well, read the title.
Notes: Okay, torayakari thought I should post this on here. It's a little short and pretty weird, but we figured you guys would get a kick out of it.
Okay, so, there was this couple, named Bob and Helen Parr. They were superheroes. Helen was really stretchy and Bob was super-strong, so you don't even need to think about all of the crazy shit they did while having sex.
One time, while their kids were away doing "kid stuff" (Bob and Helen were a little distracted at the moment), the couple decided to go farther than they had ever gone before. It was a screw so wild, sexy and insane, that I can't possibly hope to describe it. Let it be known, though, that it involved 27 computer monitors, a 40-year-old man named Carlos, a Back to the Future poster, and five Nintendo Entertainment System Controllers. It ended with Helen in the shape of a pretzel and Bob having 8 broken bones.
Trying to figure out how that all worked will haunt you until you're driven completely insane.
Good night everybody.