New York Times says: Phelps is tired (longish, but good read)

[sisterruth]

Live From New York, It’s a Beat Michael Phelps
by Karen Crouse

The traders at the New York Stock exchange went berserk on Tuesday over the hottest commodity at the Beijing Olympics, circling Michael Phelps like sharks.

There was barely room to breathe on the floor as people pushed to get close to Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals and set

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[flvy]

The great STDed, womanizing, asshole Michael Phelps doesn't need sleep. He apparently needs to go to the doctors, anger management, and a therapist for the ego and to learn how to treat women right.

Fuck sleep.

[grungepuppie]

why would you say those things :(

[flvy]

Sarcasm. I'm not the one saying those things bb don't worry.

[splitting_minds]

He just needs an endless supply of babes as his energy source. Otherwise, he will go back to causing earthquakes, kicking puppies and giving Chuck Norris hourly roundhouse-kicks.

Ahhh, idk. He's totally tuckered-out, he needs some of Heath Ledger's softer gear and a teddy.

[sisterruth]

How wrong is it that I can so easily imagine an adult Phelps clutching a teddy bear in his big mitts?

[splitting_minds]

not very! I can so see him with one of those bears dressed up to look like swimmers, while his mother tucks him in.

[cherrywhiskers]

Speaking of Chuck Norris:

If you Google search "Michael Phelps gets his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Michael Phelps CAN believe it's not butter.

Michael Phelps always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

Michael Phelps CAN sneeze with his eyes open.

Michael Phelps doesn't sleep.....He waits

Micheal Phelps is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Michael Phelps doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

I've really enjoyed taking Chuck Norris facts and replacing his name with Michael's these past few weeks.

[splitting_minds]

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH, OMG.

[pineapple4nick]

Michael Phelps is so fast, he can run swim around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When Michael Phelps falls in water, Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps.

lol this is fun