Live From New York, It’s a Beat Michael Phelps
by Karen Crouse
The traders at the New York Stock exchange went berserk on Tuesday over the hottest commodity at the Beijing Olympics, circling Michael Phelps like sharks.
There was barely room to breathe on the floor as people pushed to get close to Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals and set
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Fuck sleep.
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Ahhh, idk. He's totally tuckered-out, he needs some of Heath Ledger's softer gear and a teddy.
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If you Google search "Michael Phelps gets his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Michael Phelps CAN believe it's not butter.
Michael Phelps always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
Michael Phelps CAN sneeze with his eyes open.
Michael Phelps doesn't sleep.....He waits
Micheal Phelps is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Michael Phelps doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
I've really enjoyed taking Chuck Norris facts and replacing his name with Michael's these past few weeks.
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When Michael Phelps falls in water, Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps.
lol this is fun
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