I NOTICED A LOT OF CHARLIE H8 DURING THE AMAZING BATTLE OF AMAZING PPL BRACKET.
OK YEAH, he didn’t have the best centric episodes and we all hated to love cringing through “You All Every Butties” BUT AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND OK. And yeah Drive Shaft kinda sucks BUT HE STILL GOT ALL THE BAND TRAMPS.
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS AUSSIE BUTTERFLY HE KNEW SHE WAS AMAZING FROM NIGHT ONE OK HE WAS ALL “YOU CAN ALWAYS SPOT THE NEWBIES” LIKE THE SLY ASS LIMEY HE IS.
And he protected her and helped her raise her child that wasn’t even his, GOD DAMN. HE WAS SWEET AND CAREFUL and sometimes creepy BUT IT’S OK BECAUSE CLAIRE ALWAYS FORGAVE HIM
AND DAMN DID HE DEFEAT SOME DEMONS WITH THE HELP OF LOCKE AND THOSE MARY STATUES
AND YOU ALL KNOW HIS DEATH IS THE MOST MEMORABLE ONE IN ALL OF LOST, MOVE OVER JACK GO JEAR IN YOUR BAMBOO FIELD OK. YOU KNOW YOU ALL DEBATED IF HIS DEATH WAS EVEN JUSTIFIED FOR THE NEXT 3 SEASONS OK.
AND I KNOW YOU ALL YOU SCREAMED LIKE LITTLE BITCHES WHEN HE CAME BACK EVEN IF YOU HATED HIM. And the guy on Neverseenlost.com called him “Condom Drug Hobbit” and I laughed until I cried.
AND YEAH CHARLIE AND CLAIRE HAD THE BEST REUNION SCENE OF THEM ALL SO SUCK ON THAT
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NOW ALL OF YOU COME FAWN OVER THIS LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER, JESUS CHRIST