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I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE HASN'T BEEN A CELEBRATION POST ABOUT THIS CHARACTER YET

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF THE ALMIGHTY FRANK J. LAPIDUS



THAT'S RIGHT, FRANK IS ALIVE! HE WAS IN A SUBMERGED SUBMARINE WHICH GOT BLOWN UP AND FILLED WITH WATER, HE GOT HIT WITH A METAL SUBMARINE DOOR AND EVERYONE LEFT HIM FOR DEAD.
GUESS WHAT
HE IS SO EPIC AND AMAZING HE LIVED THROUGH ALL OF THAT. HE PROBABLY HARNESSED THE POWER OF HIS CHEST HAIR AND SWAM LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING MERMAN UP THE OCEAN'S SURFACE, FUCK YEAH

MILES AND RICHARD WERE ON THE S.S PIMP OUTRIGGER WHEN YOU HEAR OMG HELP ME I AM AWESOME PLZ RESCUE ME GUYS
AND BECAUSE I WAS UNSPOILED I WAS LIKE HMM IS IT JIN?

NOPE IT WAS FRANK J. LAPIDUS AND EVERYONE WAS ALL LK;AJSDFLKJASDFLKJ



SO HE GETS RESCUED AND FRANK IS SO PIMP HE IS LIKE SUP I AM TOTALLY FINE BTW I'M A PILOT


AND HE PROCEEDS TO FIX THE AJIRA PLANE AND FLY PEOPLE OFF THE ISLAND LIKE THE BAMF HE IS

SO A FRANK APPRECIATION/CELEBRATION POST IS NECESSARY RIGHT NOW

DISCUSS HOW AWESOME HE IS AND WHAT YOU THINK HE IS DOING IN HIS POST-ISLAND LIFE AND HOW DISAPPOINTED YOU WERE WHEN HE WASN'T IN THE FLASH SIDEWAYS WITH A WITTY ONE LINER OR 3 BABES ON EACH ARM OR BEING A CHAUFFEUR FOR MICHARD~