THIS POST MADE ME ROFL AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING CLOSE TO FINALE TIME. YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME DURING MY AP TEST TODAY, HOLY LORD. IT WAS MY ADVANCED PLACEMENT ENGLISH LANGUAGE TEST, AND DURING THE ESSAYS I WROTE STUFF LIKE THIS
The space program has had lack of sufficient funding for years because WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE most Americans don't understand blah blah blah...
His diction is the fourth paragraph shows BEN MADE YOU A DELICIOUS HAM his position on the issue blah blah blah...
IF YOU WRITE "DAN IS DEAD" AND START CRYING, I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU
I WAS WATCHING AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW WHEN WRITING PAPERS. TURNS OUT MY SECOND PAPER TOPIC WASN'T WORKING OUT. SO I CHANGED THE TOPIC TO AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW. THE PAPER WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCELLENT IF I HAD STARTED EARLIER ON IT
OH MAN I HAD TO TOTALLY BULLSHIT THAT ONE. IT WAS HARD. THEN BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE THIRD ONE I WAS TIRED OF WRITING, SO I MADE A BUNCH OF STUFF UP. I SAID "ADVERSITY CAN OFTEN MEAN PRESSURE. FOR EXAMPLE, I WAS ONCE IN THE FRONT ROW OF A FOO FIGHTERS CONCERT AND DAVE GROHL PULLED ME ONSTAGE, TOSSED ME A DOUBLE-NECK GUITAR AND ASKED ME TO PLAY WITH HIM. USUALLY I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY A GUITAR, BUT WITH THE PRESSURE FROM DAVE AND THE CROWD-10000 STRONG, SHOUTING IN UNISON- MY TALENTS AROSE, AND I PERFORMED A 10-MINUTE SOLO."
The space program has had lack of sufficient funding for years because WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE most Americans don't understand blah blah blah...
His diction is the fourth paragraph shows BEN MADE YOU A DELICIOUS HAM his position on the issue blah blah blah...
IT WAS EPIC IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
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IF YOU WRITE "DAN IS DEAD" AND START CRYING, I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU
I WAS WATCHING AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW WHEN WRITING PAPERS. TURNS OUT MY SECOND PAPER TOPIC WASN'T WORKING OUT. SO I CHANGED THE TOPIC TO AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW. THE PAPER WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCELLENT IF I HAD STARTED EARLIER ON IT
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BUT I TOTALLY NEVER DID. LOL.
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