Jimmy Kimmel's Ode to Lost (From this week's EW)
To the tune of 'We didn't start the fire'-Billy Joel
Handsome guy in the jungle, bleeding head, mini vodka, yellow
dog, beach, screaming people crashed plane, burning wreckage,
crying lady, pretty girl, father-son, brother-sister
walkie-talkie, animal howl, scary sounds, flashback, passengers
cocktails, rock star, pilot alive, monster roar, pilot dead
Korean couple, handsome guy, handsome guy, fat guy, handsome guy
Saddam Hussein, backgammon, fresh fish, polar bear, flashback
in Australia, dead father, handcuffs, distress signal, purgatory, Star Wars
handguns, golf course, nicknames, baby due, ghost dad, wild boar
Drive Shaft, Virgin Mary, heroin bags, perma-stubble, walkabout,
comic book, French woman, baby born, evil others, push the
numbers, incest, Freckles, Hatch tunnel, Patsy Cline,
kidnap, Swan station, Dharma food, hit the button,
108, Bluebeard, kidney transplant, bank robber, love triangle
Live together, die alone, con artist, new cast
big teeth, DUI, DUI, Henry Gale, DUI, blow darts, dynamite
Antarctic, rich guy, pretty girl, jumpsuits, prison cage, prison sex,
little Linus, film reels, Asian guy, Volkswagen, Ping-Pong
premonition, time travel, nosebleeds, helicopter, freighter crew
Billy Dee Williams, random actors, poison spiders, buried
alive, Jacob's cabin, move the island, statue foot
Locke's body, Julie Bowen, going home, going back, strangulation
Looking Glass, Charlie drowns, namaste, Smoke Monster, where's
Walt?, shot daughter, big explosion, plane lands, Sideways world,
baby stealer, karate guy, cab ride, substitute teachers, lighthouse
candidates, fake Locke, white rock, black rock, Black Rock,
submarine, crazy Claire, mascara guy, eternal life
meat locker, Tina Fey, down the well, all connected, wheelchair
rental car, Fried Chicken, what the fuck?
Some more EW blurbs (from same issue) beneath the cut
Must List Number 10: Lost Finale
It's here at last. Will we get the answers? Will they be worth the wait? Will the entire island turn out to be the figment of Tommy Westphall's imagination? We'll find out when the serial to end all serials closes it's final chapter.
Must Watch of the Week: Lost
In September 2004, Lost took our imaginations by storm with its poignant and perplexing saga of castaway souls struggling to survive and scrambling after redemption on a mystical, monster-haunted island. A global sensation and several new stars were born. Over the course of six backward-looking, forward-jumping, sideways-crooked, seasons, we've been given myriad mysteries to mull and many complicated characters to cherish, from Matthew Fox's Jack Shephard, the hero doctor/fixer addict, to Terry O'Quinn's John Locke, the destiny-seeking man of faith. Tonight Lost will leave us forever with a 2 1/3 hour finale that promises to be filled with heartbreaking drama and head-spinning possibilities. But I'm telling you, if they don't give me an answer for the Dharma notebooks, I will hunt producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and beat it out of them. Swear to Jacob.
Handsome guy in the jungle, bleeding head, mini vodka, yellow
dog, beach, screaming people crashed plane, burning wreckage,
crying lady, pretty girl, father-son, brother-sister
walkie-talkie, animal howl, scary sounds, flashback, passengers
cocktails, rock star, pilot alive, monster roar, pilot dead
Korean couple, handsome guy, handsome guy, fat guy, handsome guy
Saddam Hussein, backgammon, fresh fish, polar bear, flashback
in Australia, dead father, handcuffs, distress signal, purgatory, Star Wars
handguns, golf course, nicknames, baby due, ghost dad, wild boar
Drive Shaft, Virgin Mary, heroin bags, perma-stubble, walkabout,
comic book, French woman, baby born, evil others, push the
numbers, incest, Freckles, Hatch tunnel, Patsy Cline,
kidnap, Swan station, Dharma food, hit the button,
108, Bluebeard, kidney transplant, bank robber, love triangle
Live together, die alone, con artist, new cast
big teeth, DUI, DUI, Henry Gale, DUI, blow darts, dynamite
Antarctic, rich guy, pretty girl, jumpsuits, prison cage, prison sex,
little Linus, film reels, Asian guy, Volkswagen, Ping-Pong
premonition, time travel, nosebleeds, helicopter, freighter crew
Billy Dee Williams, random actors, poison spiders, buried
alive, Jacob's cabin, move the island, statue foot
Locke's body, Julie Bowen, going home, going back, strangulation
Looking Glass, Charlie drowns, namaste, Smoke Monster, where's
Walt?, shot daughter, big explosion, plane lands, Sideways world,
baby stealer, karate guy, cab ride, substitute teachers, lighthouse
candidates, fake Locke, white rock, black rock, Black Rock,
submarine, crazy Claire, mascara guy, eternal life
meat locker, Tina Fey, down the well, all connected, wheelchair
rental car, Fried Chicken, what the fuck?
Some more EW blurbs (from same issue) beneath the cut
Must List Number 10: Lost Finale
It's here at last. Will we get the answers? Will they be worth the wait? Will the entire island turn out to be the figment of Tommy Westphall's imagination? We'll find out when the serial to end all serials closes it's final chapter.
Must Watch of the Week: Lost
In September 2004, Lost took our imaginations by storm with its poignant and perplexing saga of castaway souls struggling to survive and scrambling after redemption on a mystical, monster-haunted island. A global sensation and several new stars were born. Over the course of six backward-looking, forward-jumping, sideways-crooked, seasons, we've been given myriad mysteries to mull and many complicated characters to cherish, from Matthew Fox's Jack Shephard, the hero doctor/fixer addict, to Terry O'Quinn's John Locke, the destiny-seeking man of faith. Tonight Lost will leave us forever with a 2 1/3 hour finale that promises to be filled with heartbreaking drama and head-spinning possibilities. But I'm telling you, if they don't give me an answer for the Dharma notebooks, I will hunt producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and beat it out of them. Swear to Jacob.