IT'S TIME TO RESPECT THE HBIC
The past appreciation posts have been lovely and focused on some very-deserving characters. But it's time to pull out the stops.
IT'S A JULIET FUCKING BURKE APPRECIATION POST
Let's get the obvious out of the way. JULIET IS A BAMF.
She's not only an ace shot...
She's a fucking NINJA.
But she not only could physically kick your ass to the curb, she's about a million times smarter than you.
She's knocked up dudes (mice, but hey, that's more dudes than you've gotten pregnant) and can speak LATIN, language of the enlightened and all that.
Not to mention, Ben Goddamed Linus himself made her a super special ham dinner. Anyone who can get Ben that flustered is obviously something special.
And don't forget this scene:
I don't care if you're a Skater, you still found that scene was awful and soul-crushing. If you didn't, you're a monster.
And as if falling down this huge shaft and being mortally wounded wasn't enough, Juliet then went on and blew up a HYDROGEN BOMB to save all her friends.
That's right, kids,
Here's a list of all the awesome stuff she's done, in case you've forgot
So we've established she's a badass. She's also fucking hilarious and snarky as all get out.
Remember these lines?
Jack: So, what else do you do besides making sandwiches?
Juliet: I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.
Sawyer: So, when you pulled us out of those polar bear cages and put us on the chain gang, what the hell did you have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?
Juliet: We were building a runway.
Sawyer: A runway? For what?
Juliet: The aliens.
Sawyer: So, you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?
Jack: You people had a therapist?
Juliet: It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
These people base-jumped out of a helicopter. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt.
Sawyer: Thanks for getting my back for that whole beach issue.
Juliet: You should thank me. It was a stupid idea.
Now let's be a bit more superficial. Juliet Burke is completely gorgeous.
With legs that go on forever...
The bluest eyes you'll ever see...
And hair that I covet so much
And that looks perfect while people are threatening to cut off her hand
Or still perfect after a long night of sexin'
AND THE BOOBS.
THOSE PERFECT, PERFECT BOOBS.
Juliet Burke, making straight girls question their heterosexuality since 2006.
So that's Juliet: badass, smart, perfect, gorgeous, etc, etc. If you're a hater,
JULIET BURKE, THE HBIC OF LOST. IT'S JUST A FACT
IT'S A JULIET FUCKING BURKE APPRECIATION POST
Let's get the obvious out of the way. JULIET IS A BAMF.
She's not only an ace shot...
She's a fucking NINJA.
But she not only could physically kick your ass to the curb, she's about a million times smarter than you.
She's knocked up dudes (mice, but hey, that's more dudes than you've gotten pregnant) and can speak LATIN, language of the enlightened and all that.
Not to mention, Ben Goddamed Linus himself made her a super special ham dinner. Anyone who can get Ben that flustered is obviously something special.
And don't forget this scene:
I don't care if you're a Skater, you still found that scene was awful and soul-crushing. If you didn't, you're a monster.
And as if falling down this huge shaft and being mortally wounded wasn't enough, Juliet then went on and blew up a HYDROGEN BOMB to save all her friends.
That's right, kids,
Here's a list of all the awesome stuff she's done, in case you've forgot
So we've established she's a badass. She's also fucking hilarious and snarky as all get out.
Remember these lines?
Jack: So, what else do you do besides making sandwiches?
Juliet: I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.
Sawyer: So, when you pulled us out of those polar bear cages and put us on the chain gang, what the hell did you have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?
Juliet: We were building a runway.
Sawyer: A runway? For what?
Juliet: The aliens.
Sawyer: So, you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?
Jack: You people had a therapist?
Juliet: It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
These people base-jumped out of a helicopter. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt.
Sawyer: Thanks for getting my back for that whole beach issue.
Juliet: You should thank me. It was a stupid idea.
Now let's be a bit more superficial. Juliet Burke is completely gorgeous.
With legs that go on forever...
The bluest eyes you'll ever see...
And hair that I covet so much
And that looks perfect while people are threatening to cut off her hand
Or still perfect after a long night of sexin'
AND THE BOOBS.
THOSE PERFECT, PERFECT BOOBS.
Juliet Burke, making straight girls question their heterosexuality since 2006.
So that's Juliet: badass, smart, perfect, gorgeous, etc, etc. If you're a hater,
JULIET BURKE, THE HBIC OF LOST. IT'S JUST A FACT