Omegle funtimes or Ricardo vs. Retardo
Someone posted a thread with omegle conversations wayback when, and it prompted me to go on and spread the lost love.
Go onto omegle and post you lolz worthy conversations here.
My two memorable conversation:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAVE TO GO BACK
Stranger: Stranger, please touch my wee-wee ♥
I'm begging you...♥
I'll be your little sex slave♥
I'll be your naughty little boy ♥
Males only, please♥
You: KAAAAAAAAATE
You: WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND
and
Stranger: hii
Stranger: chinese?
You: HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE, ISABELLA?
Stranger: yeah i ate her
You: WHAT LIES IN THE SHADOW OF THE STATUE
?
Stranger: my ass
You: TELL ME IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE
Stranger: not ur ass...MINE
You: THE BOTTLE IS A METAPHOR, RICARDO
Stranger: its retardo u retard!
Stranger: stop jacking off!!!
You: THE WINE REPRESENTS THE EVIL
Stranger: my piss represtnts how ugly you are
You: THE CORK IS WHAT IS KEEPING THE EVIL OUT
You: KAAAAAATE
You: WE HAVE TO GO BACK
You: WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND
Stranger: okay ill save you!
You: YOU MUST KILL THE DEVIL
You: DO NOT LET HIM SPEAK
You: HE IS VERY PERSUASIVE'
Stranger: i am the devil u douche!
Stranger: fuck you
The second stranger was so mean :(. And it is Ricardo, not retardo!
Also, apologies if something like this is not allowed. I am rather new here.