I WILL ONLY ACCEPT BEN'S DEATH IF HE DIES HAVING FANTASTIC, MIND BLOWING SEX WITH RICHARD AND/OR EATING AN ORGASMICALLY GOOD HAM WHILE RESCUING EVERYONE FROM A SINKING BATTLESHIP.
I CHOOSE THE HAM BECAUSE IT IS JUST INSULTING TO YOUR COMPANION TO MULTITASK WHILE HAVING SEX. HE WILL BE LIKE - EATS HAM - GETS A 1-UP - SAVES THE DAY.
The way I see it I will be crying if Ben dies, but I will be fulfilled BECAUSE HE WILL GO OUT A HERO, DAMMIT.
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HE WILL BE LIKE - EATS HAM - GETS A 1-UP - SAVES THE DAY.
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JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
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