A wild jeard appeared
How to make your own fashionable, hip jeard.
Step 1. Find yourself a clean mop head & cut to your desired jeard length
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Step 2. Dye it a flattering colour. You may want to refer to this handy colour chart. I, for example have cool-toned skin so I may want to dye mine a delightful shade of violet.
Step 3. Cut a small section of your new jeard to fashion a small moustache, or joustache, out of.
Step 4. Attach to your face in the appropriate area using a specialised adhesive, or alternatively, sew some handy 'ear-loops' onto the outer corners of your jeard to allow for ease of removal.
Congratulations you are now hot.
Optional additions:
One (1) pair of mirrored aviators to hide those puffy eyes caused by an above average amount of jearing.
One (1) flesh coloured band aid to be placed at a jaunty angle on the forehead.
One (1) strong belief that WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE.
YEAH IDK WHAT I AM DOING EITHER I'M BORED AND IT IS 2.30 AM HERE.
THE PICTURE OF JORGE & HIS GIRLFRIEND IS FROM THE GERONIMO JACK'S BEARD FACEBOOK PAGE.
(WHICH WAIT HHWHAT? I CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE I THINK THEY DELETED IT :/ I WAS JUST THERE A FEW MINUTES AGO) OH HEY LOOK I FOUND IT. IDK WHAT I WAS DOING.
THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE FROM MY BRAIN.