In order to console myself (“forever alone” you mean “forever a squib D:” And I can’t AKML because I HAVE NO MAGIC, POTTERMORE I'll just have to call Voldemort "Lord No-Nose King of the Snake People" and have him AK me), I think it’s time for a fun fanon post of headcanon!
So... share with us some of your headcanony goodness. And not just your shippy “zomg X totally ends up with Y” stuff. I demand more general headcanon too.
- What’s some of your favorite headcanon?
- Do you support any popular headcanon beliefs?
- What headcanon have you’ve come across that you don’t support?
- It’s been asked before, but what’s the weirdest headcanon you have?
- Or do you have any headcanon that’s fairly original, that you don’t see a whole lot, that you support anyway?
Spill. It is the only way I can get over the fact that, apparently, Hurricane Irene mauled my owl and I’ll never get to Hogwarts D:
"What the devil is going on here?"