All Hail the Bulgarian Prince!
Look at this GQ muthafucker, Viktor Krum! Other bitches bow down!
Want reasons why Vikky is better than all your faves? Follow me inside to the land of dreams! Be advised, a spare change of panties is suggested!
1. Quidditch God. No one can Wronski Feint like Viktor Krum! Trust!
2. Fashion Icon. Can your faves pull off a fur-trimmed cape with those boots like Viktor? HALE NO! Want to know why his pants are so baggy? To give his giant ass cock plenty of room! Like you didn't know!
3. Lord of the Dance. No one can move as slick on the dance floor as Viktor Krum. Better watch out or he'll steal your wives, your girlfriends, your boyfriends, your owls, etc.!
4. Sexy Can I. No one gets the ladies wet and the boys hard like Viktor Krum. One look from Krum could start a flood during a drought!
5. Walk This Way. There ain't a witch or wizard with swagger like Viktor Krum! That glare, those hunched shoulders, that stomp. It should make you run in fear, but instead it makes you wonder if he brings that intensity to the bedroom. (The answer is FUCK YES, fyi!)
6. Money Honey. Ain't no witch or wizard more famous than Viktor fucking Krum! Voldemort? Harry Potter? Gilderoy Lockhart? What the fuck you say? No, sir! Look at how good this bitch works up the crowd! He carries the hopes and dreams of Bulgaria on his back (and his diq, tbqh)!
So you see, it is undeniable that Viktor Krum is the best and sexiest wizard of all time. OF ALL TIME. Haters are bald, fat, virgins, muggles, kissed by dementors, etc. *Draco shrug*
First post here, so feel free to spam with all the Viktor Krum related stuff you want. And if someone here has the Viktor/Hermione poster manip from GoF, I'd be so grateful if you could share it. I had it on an external hard drive that died and I can't find it online. They are one of my OTPs, tbh.
<3 <3 <3
Want reasons why Vikky is better than all your faves? Follow me inside to the land of dreams! Be advised, a spare change of panties is suggested!
1. Quidditch God. No one can Wronski Feint like Viktor Krum! Trust!
2. Fashion Icon. Can your faves pull off a fur-trimmed cape with those boots like Viktor? HALE NO! Want to know why his pants are so baggy? To give his giant ass cock plenty of room! Like you didn't know!
3. Lord of the Dance. No one can move as slick on the dance floor as Viktor Krum. Better watch out or he'll steal your wives, your girlfriends, your boyfriends, your owls, etc.!
4. Sexy Can I. No one gets the ladies wet and the boys hard like Viktor Krum. One look from Krum could start a flood during a drought!
5. Walk This Way. There ain't a witch or wizard with swagger like Viktor Krum! That glare, those hunched shoulders, that stomp. It should make you run in fear, but instead it makes you wonder if he brings that intensity to the bedroom. (The answer is FUCK YES, fyi!)
6. Money Honey. Ain't no witch or wizard more famous than Viktor fucking Krum! Voldemort? Harry Potter? Gilderoy Lockhart? What the fuck you say? No, sir! Look at how good this bitch works up the crowd! He carries the hopes and dreams of Bulgaria on his back (and his diq, tbqh)!
So you see, it is undeniable that Viktor Krum is the best and sexiest wizard of all time. OF ALL TIME. Haters are bald, fat, virgins, muggles, kissed by dementors, etc. *Draco shrug*
First post here, so feel free to spam with all the Viktor Krum related stuff you want. And if someone here has the Viktor/Hermione poster manip from GoF, I'd be so grateful if you could share it. I had it on an external hard drive that died and I can't find it online. They are one of my OTPs, tbh.
<3 <3 <3