LET'S CATCH THOSE MAGICAL KIDS OUT OF BED
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE MOST BITTER AND FLAWLESS SQUIB
AKA HEAD OF THE SQUIB HOUSE
AKA ARGUS FILCH
COME HAVE A LOOK INSIDE MY DEARS....
SQUIBS ONLY PLZ. U MAGICAL PEOPLE CAN GTFO, PLEASE.
this is my first post. so i hope the LJ cut works
FIRST, LET'S LOOK AT HIS AMAZING CARDIO SKILLS
HATERS RUN LIKE A DYING SEAL. WISH THEY COULD MAKE RUNNING LOOK THIS GOOD.
WITHOUT HIM HOGWARTS STUDENTS WOULD BE ROAMING THE HALLS
FINDING 3 HEADED DOGS AND CHAMBERS OF SECRETS
GOTTA KEEP THOSE BITCHES IN BED AND SAFE.
WILL YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIS STEALTH NINJA SNEAKING SKILLS
GONNA BE SNEAKING UP ON STUDENTS LIKE A BOSS.
AND THIS BAMF IS ALSO AN ANIMAL LOVER
TOUCH HIS NORRIS AND HE'LL CUT YOU .
AND CAN WE JUST ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO ADMIRE HIS DANCING SKILLS?
HATES HAVE 2 LEFT FEET
BLESS HIS BITTER HEART
STANDING AND FACING VOLDY WITHOUT A WAND.
HE MUST HAVE TAUGHT NEVILLE THE WAYS OF BEING A BAMF TBH.
DON'T FORGET THIS AMAZING SQUIB OF A MAN CLEANED UP
AFTER VOLDY THE MUGGLE WAY.
BUILDING HOGWARTS BACK WITH NOTHING BUT HIS OWN 2 HANDS
& SOME MUGGLE CLEANING SUPPLIES.
WITHOUT HIM WHERE WOULD ALBUS SEVERUS GO 2 SCHOOL?
AND WHAT A GENTLEMAN
MAKING SURE UMBRIDGE GETS THE DUST OUT OF HER HAIR
MRS NORRIS TYFYT <3
AND HATERS,
