GET UR TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. BAD FANFIC POST!!!
dedicated to the greatest piece of literature of all time MY IMMORTAL
DUMBLYDORE!!!!
UR FAVS COULD NEVER TBQH!!
and oh what's this OH JUST BABB_CHRONICLES THE SECOND GREATEST LJ COMM OF ALL TIME TBQH!
http://babb-chronicles.livejournal.com/ Oh Merlin he kissed her first on the cheek then right on the side of her mouth and now, now he was kissing her on her mouth; she was kissing him back and loving every minute of it his warm lips was on hers like rain drops on roses, he slid his hands up to tangle in her hair and in turn she grabbed the back of his robes she didn’t know how long they were standing there like that and she didn’t care. Hermione was a where of his lips parting hers and his tongue sliding into her mouth it was wonderful and she couldn’t imagine being anywhere else but right there in his arms.
When the kiss broke Hermione was still in a daze just starring at Severus’s lips like she was animal after its prey. “I want you Hermione! I want to make you scream my name and cum over and over until you beg me to stop fucking your pretty little body would you like that? Would you like me to suck your little pussy until it feels like I have been fucking you”
FANNING MY VAGINA
“ Oh hi Albus, what’s wrong” said James.
“ There was a prophecy made about your son, daughter and Voldemort” said Albus.
“In the prophecy its says one day that these two will meet up and over take Voldemort, I am here to take Haley, to make sure the two of them in the future and get rid of Voldemort” said Albus.
“Ok, Hopefully we will be able to see her later in life”
REBAGEL IF U CREY
A/N: pairings will be SS/OC, HP/OC, DM/BZ (as planned so far) and I will state this now: THIS WILL NOT BE A PRETTY FIC. THERE WILL BE ABUSE AND EVIL ALBUS, BAD HERMIONE AND RON AND (author shivers at name) GINNY WILL BE EXTRA ICKY. You have been warned, don’t flame me just because you get made. I rarely follow cannon when I write and I have this dream that one day I’ll get a letter stating J.K. Rowling wants to make mine apart of her franchise, but as of yet, nothing
He was cruel to her, tearing at her skin, leaving her lying in a pool of her own blood, piss and tears on the good days.
SHOCKED AT JKR FOR NOT GETTING IN ON THIS TBH
“If I tell you, you won’t judge me, will you?” Draco nodded solemnly. Decora sighed. “Technically, Harry Potter is…my half-brother,” Draco’s eyes widened in surprise. “Before Voldemorte killed Lily Potter he stole one of her eggs and… fertilized it.” Decora slid farther onto the bed and hugged her knees even tighter. “He kept me in a, in an orb of some sort. That expanded as I did. I guess you could say that I was an egg waiting to hatch. And just like any other baby it took nine months for me to hatch. When I did, Voldemorte planted the second to last Horcrux in me
WHAT A TWIST!!!
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