To distract from my bitterness of waking up for the fourth day in a row to an inbox empty of my well-deserved email welcoming me into Pottermore...
be the Sorting Hat and ~let's judge celebrities positively because this comm is a spinoff of ONTD amirite~
(I just picked these houses for these people after about two seconds so they're pretty shallow decisions and you are of course free to debate them~)