JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. I CANNOT.
YOU GUYS.
Baby Voldemort toy is the most horrifying thing to come out of the Harry Potter world
Meredith Woerner -
Potter Babies! One skilled newborn babydoll artist has made ultra-realistic versions of Harry Potter characters as newborns. Behold the twisted limbs of baby Dobby, the furry face of Baby Remus Lupin, and stare into the snake eyes of Baby Voldemort!
Creator and artist Tracy Ann Lister is the hands behind these beings. And while some of them are very sweet (baby Ginny Weasley is super cute) NONE OF THEM ARE CUTE sweet Mother of God most of these creatures are just pure nightmare fuel.
BABY VOLDEMORT. SHIT ON A STICK WHY?!?!?!
BABY VOLDEMORT IN A JUMPER. A jumper WITH A SNAKE ON IT. I cannot.
Two guess who this is supposed to be?
Hermione. Needs more buckteeth, tbh.
Hermione's future husband.
His father will hear about this.
Ginny AKA the same exact doll as Ron but in a dress.
Luna. Ironically, possibly the most normal looking of the bunch.
Tonks, obvs.
SNAPE. JESUS. EFFING. CHRIST.
R U SIRIUS RIGHT NOW.
Snape again, because I just can't look away.
Just guess. I can't even. Hint: Eats lots of chocolate.
This
is
supposed
to
be
...
Dobby.
WHAT IS LIFE.
This madness brought to you via io9.
ia, harry, ia.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I'm not sure what's more disturbing - that someone made these, that someone is SELLING THESE, or that PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BUY THESE.
They are on eBay, tho - what do you guys think, could Baby Voldy be a potential community mascot? Let's ~pool our resources~
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