This guy right here? Best person in Hogwarts. He can tell if you're a Weasley just by looking and you sure as shit better shake his hand cause you won't get a second chance!
He's got more minions than he knows what to do with.
LOOK AT HOW MANY EMOTIONS HE HAS!
Bitch is sensitive too! You think he's gonna kill Dumbledore or tell the Death Eaters that that bloaty dude is Harry? WELL HE'S NOT!
Sometimes he just needs a hug!
Haters you say? His father will be hearing about this.