Crazy or creative? You decide
Head canons - we all have them. But lately it seems that everyone Tumblr is making theirs public, no matter how crazy they sound. Here's a roundup of some of the more lulzy ones!
Ron/Hermione
Hermione was asked to take part on a rock band. She said no, Ron couldn't stand that music.
If Hermione had been sorted into Ravenclaw, the sorting hat would have placed Ron there as well. (WHUT, NO...Ron is no Ravenclaw!)
HERMIONE GRANGER
Harry had a tattoo of an owl on his rib cage. He got back in his twenties when he was making up for lost time as a teenager. James asked him about it one day. He said, “I had a friend who was my only connection to this magical world during my summers as a kid.” (WTF, why the rib cage?)
Harry loved everything about Ginny, so much that while sipping her tea, she found a note, she opened it. It had a charm on it. It was actually a list of 100 things he loved about her. From her ginger hair, to her pinky toe that faced away from the other toes because it was 'too cool for school.' This made Ginny laugh. She loved how lame Harry was. (Harry's too fucking lazy to make such a list)
George once turned Ginny into a chinchilla. Fred then hid their younger sister from their mother, afraid of Molly's wrath. Ron was the one who found the red chinchilla, and ran and told Arthur. The children managed to keep this hidden from their mother, with Arthur's help, of course. Molly has never found out. (She probs would have been more interesting as a chinchilla)
Other characters:
As Sirius was hit with the killing curse by Bellatrix, he thought in his mind, "I'm coming Prongs, get ready." (This sounds oddly threatening/sexual)
Scabior was sentenced to life in Azkaban, where he met a lovely woman. They never saw each other, but it was love through the shared wall of their cell.
When in school, Charlie Weasley had one serious girlfriend from his second year until his sixth year. He kept the relationship secret because of the girls wishes. It turns out, she wanted that so she wouldn't feel guilty in her own twisted mind for having a muggle boyfriend back home. Because of this, Charlie has never had another girlfriend for fear of getting hurt again. (Sorry, but Charlie/dragons are OTP)
Arthur and George Weasley would fuck in the Leaky Cauldron to be as loud as they goddamn wanted. (I CANNOT)
Ron/Hermione
Hermione was asked to take part on a rock band. She said no, Ron couldn't stand that music.
If Hermione had been sorted into Ravenclaw, the sorting hat would have placed Ron there as well. (WHUT, NO...Ron is no Ravenclaw!)
HERMIONE GRANGER
- writes fanfiction secretly
- is a closet shipper of all the goddamn pairings out there, even the really weird ones
- had a small crush on Sirius Black because goddamn it who hasn’t
- likes to smell Ron’s hair right after he’s taken a shower
- thinks Crookshanks is an Animagus in disguise
- because how the fuck could an ordinary cat be that awesome
- thinks Remus’s werewolf form is cute
Harry had a tattoo of an owl on his rib cage. He got back in his twenties when he was making up for lost time as a teenager. James asked him about it one day. He said, “I had a friend who was my only connection to this magical world during my summers as a kid.” (WTF, why the rib cage?)
Harry loved everything about Ginny, so much that while sipping her tea, she found a note, she opened it. It had a charm on it. It was actually a list of 100 things he loved about her. From her ginger hair, to her pinky toe that faced away from the other toes because it was 'too cool for school.' This made Ginny laugh. She loved how lame Harry was. (Harry's too fucking lazy to make such a list)
George once turned Ginny into a chinchilla. Fred then hid their younger sister from their mother, afraid of Molly's wrath. Ron was the one who found the red chinchilla, and ran and told Arthur. The children managed to keep this hidden from their mother, with Arthur's help, of course. Molly has never found out. (She probs would have been more interesting as a chinchilla)
Other characters:
As Sirius was hit with the killing curse by Bellatrix, he thought in his mind, "I'm coming Prongs, get ready." (This sounds oddly threatening/sexual)
Scabior was sentenced to life in Azkaban, where he met a lovely woman. They never saw each other, but it was love through the shared wall of their cell.
When in school, Charlie Weasley had one serious girlfriend from his second year until his sixth year. He kept the relationship secret because of the girls wishes. It turns out, she wanted that so she wouldn't feel guilty in her own twisted mind for having a muggle boyfriend back home. Because of this, Charlie has never had another girlfriend for fear of getting hurt again. (Sorry, but Charlie/dragons are OTP)
Arthur and George Weasley would fuck in the Leaky Cauldron to be as loud as they goddamn wanted. (I CANNOT)