[SOCIAL MEDIA + BLIND ITEMS DUMP] Darren Criss Insults Fans - Stressed Out By Scheming Glee Stars?
Earlier this month, "actor" Darren Criss was promoting and using a new social media scam that makes fans view advertisements before seeing brief celebrity answers to basic as fuck questions. His excuse was: #Tryingtogetbetteratsocialmedia. "I gotta admit, I really wish I was as great at social media as a lot of my fans are. Mobio is great for helping me," he said in a statement for a massively desperate press release about his involvement with the scam.
It seems that with the help of Mobio INsider, and presumably a decent chunk of their ad profits, Darren is now miraculously confident enough in his social media skills to search instagram for photos and leave insulting comments on them. An inspirational success story in only two weeks.
Raised in a wealthy family, Darren knows a lot about class. And more specifically: how to be classy when dealing with the complexities of fandom.
Is it so much to ask that people refrain from taking pictures near him when he's in the middle of a crowd at a public event? Shouldn't they just all rush up to him and ask for individual pictures, the way Darren has with other celebrities trying to go about their day?
And what was it that drove him to snap at this fan for this particular photo? Was it because (while it looked like he was smiling at the camera) his girlfriend Mia was ducked almost completely out of sight, possibly embarrassed to be seen with the balding man she uses to fulfill her admitted daddy kink? Was he looking to lash out at someone because he feels inadequate due to his recent embarrassingly inconsequential role in a limited release English dub?
Or could it just be that he's under a lot of stress at work lately, dealing with costars who allegedly want him to be replaced by a vastly more talented and charismatic performer?
If Blind Gossip's recent two-part blind item is to be believed, then the answer to that last question is: yes. Rumors abound that Lea Michele and Chris Colfer are looking to lock in Adam Lambert and do Glee's few remaining fans a favor. Read it in full below, then decide for yourself what is the true cause of notorious douchebag Darren's recent spike in douche levels.
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Their Evil Plan - Part 1
[Blind Gossip] This blind item is an fascinating one because it involves several actors from a popular television show… and shows how their nice on-screen images have little in common with their evil off-screen behavior!
This popular network show has been on the air for a few years. Although cast members have come and gone, two of the original cast members - Actor 1 and Actress 1 - are still on the show and are probably the most well-known. They both play nice, earnest on-screen characters.
Well, their longevity and popularity has apparently gone to their heads… as they are now plotting to get one of the other cast members kicked off the show! Their target? Actor 2, a good-looking and talented cast member who has been a very popular addition to the show. Maybe a little too popular, because Actor 1 and Actress 2 both hate him and want him gone!
Now, Actor 1 and Actress 1 know that they can’t just go to the producers and demand that Actor 2 be fired. So, they are being sneaky about it. They have been going directly to the producers, pitching story lines that they think would benefit the show next season… and every one of those story lines just happens to call for the elimination of Actor 2. “It’s for the good of the show!” they keep insisting. Right.
Their Evil Plan - Part 2
[Blind Gossip] How would you would feel if you found out that two of your coworkers - people who you thought were your friends - were secretly plotting to have you fired?
Well, Actor 1 and Actress 1 on a popular TV show are not just plotting to have their coworker, Actor 2, fired. They have already picked out his replacement. And Actor 2 has absolutely no idea that any of this is happening!
Their choice to replace Actor 2? Actor 3, a colorful guy who rose to fame on a reality television show that is now waning in popularity.
At a recent party, Actor 1 told a group of people (which included Actor 3) that he can’t wait for Actor 2 to be pushed out so that Actor 3 can join the cast full-time… as a love interest for Actor 1!
The show is transitioning next season, so it will be interesting to see how this all plays out. Will Actress 1 and Actor 1 be able to successfully convince the producers that their evil casting plan will revitalize the show and keep it on the air for a few more years? Will Actor 2 be marginalized or fired? Will Actor 3 come on board full time? Will the fans of the show freak out over these changes… or will the casting shake up actually make them happy?
It seems that with the help of Mobio INsider, and presumably a decent chunk of their ad profits, Darren is now miraculously confident enough in his social media skills to search instagram for photos and leave insulting comments on them. An inspirational success story in only two weeks.
Raised in a wealthy family, Darren knows a lot about class. And more specifically: how to be classy when dealing with the complexities of fandom.
Is it so much to ask that people refrain from taking pictures near him when he's in the middle of a crowd at a public event? Shouldn't they just all rush up to him and ask for individual pictures, the way Darren has with other celebrities trying to go about their day?
And what was it that drove him to snap at this fan for this particular photo? Was it because (while it looked like he was smiling at the camera) his girlfriend Mia was ducked almost completely out of sight, possibly embarrassed to be seen with the balding man she uses to fulfill her admitted daddy kink? Was he looking to lash out at someone because he feels inadequate due to his recent embarrassingly inconsequential role in a limited release English dub?
Or could it just be that he's under a lot of stress at work lately, dealing with costars who allegedly want him to be replaced by a vastly more talented and charismatic performer?
If Blind Gossip's recent two-part blind item is to be believed, then the answer to that last question is: yes. Rumors abound that Lea Michele and Chris Colfer are looking to lock in Adam Lambert and do Glee's few remaining fans a favor. Read it in full below, then decide for yourself what is the true cause of notorious douchebag Darren's recent spike in douche levels.
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Their Evil Plan - Part 1
[Blind Gossip] This blind item is an fascinating one because it involves several actors from a popular television show… and shows how their nice on-screen images have little in common with their evil off-screen behavior!
This popular network show has been on the air for a few years. Although cast members have come and gone, two of the original cast members - Actor 1 and Actress 1 - are still on the show and are probably the most well-known. They both play nice, earnest on-screen characters.
Well, their longevity and popularity has apparently gone to their heads… as they are now plotting to get one of the other cast members kicked off the show! Their target? Actor 2, a good-looking and talented cast member who has been a very popular addition to the show. Maybe a little too popular, because Actor 1 and Actress 2 both hate him and want him gone!
Now, Actor 1 and Actress 1 know that they can’t just go to the producers and demand that Actor 2 be fired. So, they are being sneaky about it. They have been going directly to the producers, pitching story lines that they think would benefit the show next season… and every one of those story lines just happens to call for the elimination of Actor 2. “It’s for the good of the show!” they keep insisting. Right.
Their Evil Plan - Part 2
[Blind Gossip] How would you would feel if you found out that two of your coworkers - people who you thought were your friends - were secretly plotting to have you fired?
Well, Actor 1 and Actress 1 on a popular TV show are not just plotting to have their coworker, Actor 2, fired. They have already picked out his replacement. And Actor 2 has absolutely no idea that any of this is happening!
Their choice to replace Actor 2? Actor 3, a colorful guy who rose to fame on a reality television show that is now waning in popularity.
At a recent party, Actor 1 told a group of people (which included Actor 3) that he can’t wait for Actor 2 to be pushed out so that Actor 3 can join the cast full-time… as a love interest for Actor 1!
The show is transitioning next season, so it will be interesting to see how this all plays out. Will Actress 1 and Actor 1 be able to successfully convince the producers that their evil casting plan will revitalize the show and keep it on the air for a few more years? Will Actor 2 be marginalized or fired? Will Actor 3 come on board full time? Will the fans of the show freak out over these changes… or will the casting shake up actually make them happy?