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TODAY IS NATIONAL POLISH GOALKEEPER DAY.
Celebrations are brought to you by Nicklas Bendtnerski...
The Polish goalkeeper is a rare creature.
Well, sort of... in actual fact I could sit here and name at least 43 for you but that's because I'm weird.
First of all, have any of you met Artur Boruc?
STO LAT!
(Why yes, that does mean Bless You. *evil cackle*)
Forget about him for a few moments, please.
The Poles have STYLE.
That's Mateusz Bak. He likes pink, what can I say?
Also extremely stylish and seen here sporting next years biggest seller is a friend of Radoslaw Janukiewicz!
Radoslaw himself is just a rather big Petr Cech fangirl...
Now, this is where things get confusing.
This chappy is also a Petr Cech fangirl. His name is also Radoslaw (but Cierzniak)
They are probably secret Polish lovers something of which I strongly approve
Sebastian Przyrowski also has a secret Polish lover, but he isn't very good at keeping it a secret...
Now we have the charming Jakub Jesionkowski:
It is true what they say, Polish men do have very nice thighs.
(Do they say this? Who are they? HMM...)
That's Pawel Kieszek. I think. I don't know anymore, I can't think straight. All the Ks are hurting my mind.
Artur is intervening to remind you that he exists. And that these keepers are his minions.
This is Marcin Cabaj.
When people think you're a bit of a Cabaj, they tend to underestimate you.
Lovely stuffs.
This is Radoslaw again.
But another one (I don't know either...) He's Radoslaw MAJDA!
Polish 'keepers do not simply reside in Poland. OH NOES.
The UK is host to many, many, many Polish goalkeepers.
Do you remember Mr Dudek? I miss him :(
At Manchester United we have Thomas Kuszczak...
(thank you elementarystarsfor the sauce to these pictures!)
Along the road... a rather long road... actually, probably more than one road... from Tomasz is Mr Lukasz Zaluska.
a) He is pretty.
b) He is friends with Artur Boruc and is joining him at Celtic soon. Possibly.
*love*
At Arsenal we have TWO Polish keepers.
Little bb Wojciech Szcnzesy - who has a name bigger than him...
Aaaaand (you can tell I really like the next bit)
LUKASZA FABIANSKIEGO.
(No, that's what they call him...)
He's kind of cute.
And personally, I think he's rather excellent. If you'd like to argue I must first warn you that I keep Martin Skrtel under my bed :)
Lukasz is amazing because he has the Red Coat of Doom.
It eats people.
He is also amazing because he looks good when muddy..
Lukasz has a friend. A friend who lives in Scotland but comes from the far off lands of Poland. Lukasz's friend is a holy man...
(Also, Sophski has realised that Lukasz's friend is actually her favourite Pole, which has confused things greatly.)
Iiiiit's ARTUR!
SEE! They're buddies! *dies of cute*
Unfortunately, Artur isn't always 'cute'...
Oops.
Even Poldi has to hide from him!
Artur looks pretty in a suit;
Out of a suit;
And even when he is on ontd_fb spamming your flist:
People think that Artur is a little mad... but really, he is just misunderstood.
The Holy Goalie advises you to leave now. You cannot know too much about His people!
GOSKI! SHOOSKI!