International matches and... WAGagtha Christie

Oct 10, 2019 08:35













6 - @SergeGnabry scored 6 goals for @DFB_Team_EN in 2019, more than any other player. Established. #GERARG pic.twitter.com/jGlWb1SAsi
- OptaFranz (@OptaFranz) October 9, 2019

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it...... pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1
- Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019

So yesterday, this happened. Coleen Rooney had a problem of leaks about her life finding their way into The Sun. Took action and ... result.

Looks what’s happened to the #AgathaChristie Wikipedia entry in the light of #WagathaChristie - ⁦ @katemosse⁩ ⁦ @theJeremyVine⁩ ⁦ @ColeenRoopic.twitter.com/vw0eSc5kbm
- Andrew Wilson (@andrewwilsonaw) October 9, 2019

British twitter recieved the news with unalloyed joy, and went to work.

That note from @ColeenRoo showed more intelligence than any single UK official document on Brexit over three years

I know, for I have read them all #WagathaChristie https://t.co/SaOq2x3aLT
- David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) October 9, 2019

pic.twitter.com/sJdKjAyN7R
- TLV (@TheLampardView) October 9, 2019

Sounds like 💩 to me pic.twitter.com/hwb3tTrEAA
- Ahmed (@ahmedIfc) October 9, 2019

Becky Vardy's story smells like BS.

Haha who does these? 🤔😂😂😂 #vardygate pic.twitter.com/iUO6QozGyh
- Mister MaGa (@McGiLLA_G0RiLLA) October 10, 2019

Who you gonna call? #WagathaChristie pic.twitter.com/z4Y45Hjnic
- ED JAMES (@edjames_) October 10, 2019

But the memes... the memes are spun gold.

'It's Rebekah Vardy's account...' is the Eastenders style cliffhanger that has our presenters talking this morning. 😅 #GMB | #WagathaChristie pic.twitter.com/6ze1w42lrN
- Good Morning Britain (@GMB) October 10, 2019

Rooney's reveal was masterful.

Colleen was so clever saying ‘it’s.... Rebekah Vardy’s account’ instead of just saying it was Rebekah Vardy - you can just tell she’s gotten legal advice and had been planning this delicious takedown for months. I can’t stop thinking about it 😍😍😍 Best day on Twitter in ages xl
- holly x (@hollyshortall) October 10, 2019

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” #sherlock #wagathachristie pic.twitter.com/L1AewAkkKD
- BBC One (@BBCOne) October 9, 2019

I’m not taking any risks #WagathaChristie pic.twitter.com/ORaZh7KXzQ
- Edward James Jackson (@ed_jackson3) October 9, 2019

I've been absolutely cry-laughing all of yesterday.

Match report: The score was Germany 2-2 Argentina. Germany went into half time with a 2 goal lead, Argentina pulled it back to a draw.

OP: Done. Have a good one. Enjoy your game! 

nt: belgium, nt: socceroos, wag, nt: south korea, nt: wales, uefa, wank...wank everywhere, nt: scotland, wayne rooney, nt: japan, nt: netherlands, nt: croatia, nt: iran

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