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Results

La Liga

FC Barcelona ➕3️⃣
Valencia ➕3️⃣
Atlético ➕3️⃣
Real Madrid ➕3️⃣

¡Los cuatro primeros clasificados de #LaLigaSantander han ganado esta jornada! pic.twitter.com/DKs9gCeuVY
- LaLiga (@LaLiga) December 10, 2017

⛔️🆚 Valencia
⛔️🆚 Malaga
⛔️🆚 Sevilla
⛔️🆚 Leganes
⛔️🆚 Celta
⛔️🆚 Depor
⛔️🆚 Real Madrid
⛔️🆚 Levante
⛔️🆚 Real Betis

Jan Oblak has kept more clean sheets in #LaLigaSantander this season (9) than any other goalkeeper! 🇸🇮💪 pic.twitter.com/CbI7LffEDA
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) December 11, 2017

This is why PSG are supposedly wanting him

Messi just keeps on scoring. +⚽️ #LaLigaSantander pic.twitter.com/1GuNKqmobx
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) December 10, 2017

I'm assuming goals so far this season

Barcelona sit top of the #LaLigaSantander table for another week. 🔝📈 pic.twitter.com/pSWJJQISBb
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) December 10, 2017

Look at the points. No comparison to Man City though. :/

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14 goals in 15 #LaLiga games for Lionel Messi!! 🔥 #VillarrealBarça pic.twitter.com/uUjE27yDMC
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) December 10, 2017

I honestly thought this was the Roma kit at first glance

. @Athletic_en pick up their first win in #LaLigaSantander in two months! 🦁🔥 #LevanteAthletic 1-2 pic.twitter.com/HxnGeIOcDe
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) December 10, 2017

Yikes

Bundesliga

The weekend's results at a glance 👀

Like what you see? pic.twitter.com/5MwAKQjRP9
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) December 10, 2017

Tale of the tape

🎯 @Aubameyang7 pulls one back ⚡️ pic.twitter.com/wqqy3WIirV
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) December 10, 2017

Top scorers so far

Meanwhile in Bundesliga !
Ice Hockey or Football? 😁 pic.twitter.com/3pNsmED55t
- Nausi Deenar (@Nauziii) December 10, 2017

Brrrrr

What a day it's been in the #Bundesliga ❄️ pic.twitter.com/r65FwA0X4w
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) December 10, 2017

Wow, and I thought we were bad

Matchday 15 ✅ pic.twitter.com/Gs6U5jKZE6
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) December 10, 2017

Table as it stands

Premier League
Weekend results

Missed any of the #PL action this weekend?

All the reports and reaction over at https://t.co/5XVaYmJ9yI pic.twitter.com/7plxP1AcGI
- Premier League (@premierleague) December 10, 2017

Yesterday's matches were a GD mess

Good point today 👊🏼 A derby is always a special moment , thanks for your amazing support 💪🏼🔵⚪️ pic.twitter.com/XRNoObU26y
- Morgan Schneiderlin (@SchneiderlinMo4) December 10, 2017

I forget that Scheiderlin still plays in the PL

oooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-yeaaah-yeahh-yeah! #utdvcity pic.twitter.com/lpNqMxCPTw
- Ilkay Gündogan (@IlkayGuendogan) December 10, 2017

Well.

Southampton 1-1 Arsenal

No player has scored more substitute goals for a single #PL team than @_OlivierGiroud_ - level with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Man Utd (17) pic.twitter.com/YrgXgcS6Hk
- Premier League (@premierleague) December 10, 2017

Giroud came and saved Arsenal's bacon. Again. Supposedly he wants to go out on loan in January in order to play more? He wants to go to WC 2018

It's all 🔵 at the top of the #PL pic.twitter.com/wuuETvjmkM
- Premier League (@premierleague) December 10, 2017

When you spend that £££...

The Golden Boot winner will be _______? pic.twitter.com/ZmwVrRkAu7
- Premier League (@premierleague) December 10, 2017

Early days

Man City earn an amazing record-breaking 14th consecutive #PL win in a season❗️ pic.twitter.com/jWFAnrDH5p
- Premier League (@premierleague) December 10, 2017

This bust-up in the tunnel at Old Trafford today. It wasn't handbags: Mikel Arteta was left with blood pouring down face. Bottles as well as punches thrown. Romelu Lukaku prominently involved, according to witnesses.
- Daniel Taylor (@DTguardian) December 10, 2017

Oh ho! Lukuku had some action after all

#PEP: "We showed that this kind of football can be played in England. People say it can only be played in Spain but we showed it is possible to have the courage to play."
- Manchester City (@ManCity) December 10, 2017

9 - Jose Mourinho has lost more matches in all competitions against Pep Guardiola than versus any other manager. Foe. pic.twitter.com/jMleQQnIL6
- OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) December 10, 2017

Mourinho is going to PSG, I can feel it

Serie A

Fischio finale su tutti i campi della #SerieATIM per le partite delle 15: ecco i risultati! pic.twitter.com/4YBSEzOcvG
- Serie A TIM (@SerieA_TIM) December 10, 2017

Come on

Fischio finale a San Siro dove il @acmilan conquista la vittoria contro il @BfcOfficialPage! #MilanBologna #SerieATIM pic.twitter.com/YEYG7ByFBT
- Serie A TIM (@SerieA_TIM) December 10, 2017

Nice

Memes


No lies

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Meet Dortmund's new trainer, who was Köln's old trainer. Football is a funny old game.
I thought Köln should have hung on to him, but I guess... it be like that sometimes

✌️ pic.twitter.com/zDm9kSGcIu
- Borussia Dortmund (@BVB) December 10, 2017

News in Links

• Jose Mourinho in furious dressing-room bust-up with Man City keeper Ederson as tempers flare after Manchester derby milk and bottles were thrown
• 'TWO ASSISTS FOR MANCHESTER CITY!' - LUKAKU RIDICULED AFTER DERBY MISTAKES Probably Everton was on his level?

OP: Done. Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill