match thread+news

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Results of matches played
Serie A


È di Gonzalo Higuain il 1° gol in #SerieATIM con il nuovo Nike Ordem V HI-VIS! ⚽ pic.twitter.com/Xzy62ywRMT
- Serie A TIM (@SerieA_TIM) October 28, 2017

Higuain scored his 100th goal today

Gonzalo Higuain has now scored 100 goals in Serie A and LaLiga:

LaLiga: 107 goals in 190 games
Serie A: 100 goals in 153 games

🇪🇸 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/kuhHmxaQny
- Squawka Football (@Squawka) October 28, 2017

Has done it in two leagues

La Liga


When you're a midfielder coming from China and you score more goals in La Liga than Luis Suarez pic.twitter.com/SER5RJNbNz
- Barça (@MessiAndDembele) October 28, 2017

Football is batsh*t crazy, for real

Goals in La Liga this season:
Paulinho: 3 GOALS
Cristiano: 1 Goal pic.twitter.com/S3ywXZ8o1V
- Leo Messi (@messi10stats) October 28, 2017

WTF?

Valencia's front two in LaLiga this season:

Simone Zaza ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Rodrigo ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️

The deadliest of duos. 👬 pic.twitter.com/AKCh72I72y
- Squawka Football (@Squawka) October 28, 2017

Snapping at Barcelona's heels

Barça and Valencia march on while Sevilla close to within a point of the top four in #LaLigaSantander! pic.twitter.com/gx2HhRP7qh
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) October 28, 2017

Valencia has had a turn around in fortunes

New ball, new look! ⚽️✂️ #AtletiVillarreal pic.twitter.com/GhYrcctn95
- LaLiga (@LaLigaEN) October 28, 2017

The yellow ball comes out when the weather changes. In the EPL, they played with a yellow ball today, too

Bundesliga


What a feeling for @DivockOrigi!

A last-minute goal to rescue the point 🙌 #S04WOB pic.twitter.com/jHKYwFMP67
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

Hmm

🎙 @leonbailey describes the "taste of victory" 🍾 #B04KOE pic.twitter.com/sg3le51mK7
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

I think this lad is Jamaican or something

✊️ @lewy_official joins @Aubameyang7 at the top of the goalscorer chart...

...and so it continues 🔥 pic.twitter.com/x6yWUKwxtf
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

Lewy making sure the award I can't spell is his come the end of season

. @lewy_official doubles @FCBayernEN's lead!

Mountain to climb for the ten men of @RBLeipzig_EN ⛰ #FCBRBL 2-0 pic.twitter.com/5sR4LP9eZV
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

Well. This is cute

Congrats on making your #Bundesliga debut, @Reeceoxford_! 👏 #fohlenelf #TSGBMG pic.twitter.com/Ebu7v9J5SW
- Gladbach (@borussia_en) October 28, 2017

There are three English lads playing in the Bundesliga now. Good for them.

#FCBRBL so far in 4️⃣ pictures

📸 Orban brings down Robben
📸 Referee consults #VAR
📸 Red card
📸 Goal pic.twitter.com/MYgkKEljos
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

Mess

. @Hannover96 have left @BVB looking for answers this afternoon 🤔

What's next in #H96BVB? 3-2 pic.twitter.com/jZINyAojQO
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

What is going on over there in Dortmund

Here's what today's results do to the #Bundesliga table.

Reigning champions, @FCBayernEN, climb to the top ⬆️ pic.twitter.com/BiyiXYnhtk
- Bundesliga English (@Bundesliga_EN) October 28, 2017

Any surprises?

Premier league


Deeney. What a cunt. pic.twitter.com/rtXcmH1iZJ
- Terje (@ArsenalTerje) October 28, 2017

What?

4 - Anthony Martial has scored more goals as a substitute than any other player in the @premierleague this season. Cameo. pic.twitter.com/3nk4hT7Gsr
- OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) October 28, 2017

SMH

28 - @ManCity have made the best ever start to a @premierleague season after 10 games, collecting 28 points (W9 D1) with a GD of +29. Slick. pic.twitter.com/L0am2wglzo
- OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) October 28, 2017

Well. Okay

OP: Sorry that this is up so early! I have a hike to be going on, and I'd rather you have an early post than none at all! So... have at it