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Transfer windows in England Scotland are now closed
The whistle has been blown on the summer transfer window 🙅 #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/14NTJUOl98
- Premier League USA (@PLinUSA) August 31, 2017
Rounding up who did what and where
Transfer Window Roundup
- Danny Drinkwater Departs For Chelsea Leaving Leicester's first team XI to sit on a Chelsea bench
- Kylian Mbappé au Paris Saint-Germain ! Quelle surprise
- Reds complete signing of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain He had to do the medical at St Georges
- BARKLEY'S £35 MILLION MOVE TO CHELSEA COLLAPSES AFTER MEDICAL What in the entire heck happened here? You couldn't make it up
Transfer Window Tweets
(sorry about the post formatting, truly. This is the best that I can do)
It's done! ✅ 👍🏼 #WelcomeFernando pic.twitter.com/sHRihm11n1
- Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 31, 2017
Appreciate the torso shot
We are delighted to announce the signing of @Serge_aurier from Paris Saint-Germain. ✍️ #WelcomeAurier pic.twitter.com/VUwvROyUK4
- Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 31, 2017
This is the lad who called his coach a fagg*t on social media. Upon hearing about the signing, a lot of Spurs club organisations (LGBQT) took the club to task for such a signing, and Aurier released a statement which obliquely acknowledged this fact
When was the last time the French league was the place for big money moves?
➡ https://t.co/ucbeKJWeS0 #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/dYtPfh0qnS
- BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 31, 2017
True
Riyad Mahrez has been allowed to leave the Algeria squad to "formalise" his move from Leicester City. https://t.co/r2eiixgQ3P #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/4O7nOzUGxE
- BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 31, 2017
Leicester don't know where he's gone? If you've sighted him, please call
Welcome to @SwansOfficial, Renato Sanches... 🤝🙌
The @FCBayern midfielder joins us on a season-long loan: https://t.co/kXiTpqIdgw pic.twitter.com/fLCjIfSxYL
- Swansea City AFC (@SwansOfficial) August 31, 2017
Sanches turned down Man United because he wanted to play with "World class players" and now finds himself at Swansea. That being said, I think it will be a good experience for him. He'll be playing in a comparable league to the Bundesliga
Quite possibly the most bizarre #DeadlineDay story of the day involving a player hiding at a racecourse. 🙃
👉 https://t.co/hFDJE971PG #WHUFC pic.twitter.com/T25kscf3mX
- BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 31, 2017
This has been a shambles
BREAKING: Gunnersaurus has handed in a transfer request, after 23 years at Arsenal. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ofJ5UM47gJ
- SPORF (@Sporf) August 31, 2017
This transfer window has been a goddamned mess
#NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/uaHifTJiBk
- Ian Wright (@IanWright0) August 31, 2017
Call: 116 123 (UK and ROI) or find your local Samaritans branch
What has been the deal of the day? #DeadlineDay #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/72ZH3Sdsze
- BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 31, 2017
Do you agree or no?
Lukaku: rejects Chelsea
The Ox: rejects Chelsea
Llorente: rejects Chelsea
Barkley: (see above) #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/pgIiLpONmI
- ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) August 31, 2017
I was gobsmacked at Chelsea's business, tbh. But everyone knows they want English players for homegrown regs, tbh
Stoke City forward Bojan has left the club to join Alaves.
👉 https://t.co/NOLwPfWBcx #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/roXrP2SXCk
- BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 31, 2017
Good luck, Bojan
It's been a summer of rejection at Chelsea... 😪 pic.twitter.com/tUlHU74paR
- B/R Football (@brfootball) August 31, 2017
LOL. Chelsea will still win.
Not everybody got their deadline day move 🔒 pic.twitter.com/gOtxAHdlGh
- B/R Football (@brfootball) August 31, 2017
True for true
📝 Borussia Dortmund sign top talent Jadon #Sancho 👉 https://t.co/fesJ4R5wxa pic.twitter.com/qoukUX0mfT
- Borussia Dortmund (@BVB) August 31, 2017
I am so jealous re: Dortmund. But good for the lad for leaving Man City and going to a club where he has a chance of playing. I hope you do better than Burke did at RB Leipzig. Sandon left Man City because he wasn't convinced that he'd get a chance to play in the first team. Man City tried to make him stay,
but he didn't sign a contract and did a walkabout. Now popped up in Germany and got a deal with Dortmund. Not bad!
💪 Jeremy #Toljan erhält beim BVB die Rückennummer 1⃣5⃣.. #Toljan2022 pic.twitter.com/XBUofTikl8
- Borussia Dortmund (@BVB) August 30, 2017
How Spurs didn't get this one over the line I'll never understand
I am a -
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🔘Any player...literally anyone will do #TransferDeadlineDay
- George Lynch (@georgejhlynch) August 31, 2017
Normally, I'd separate memes from news but this whole transfer window has been memeable
When you've done all your transfer business early and you spend #DeadlineDay watching your rivals panic..... #transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/qicFKT9d8P
- bettingexpert (@bettingexpert) August 31, 2017
With that, this part of the post is done
World Cup News Links
- PULISIC CAM? TV NETWORK TO OFFER ISOLATED VIEW OF U.S. STAR DURING COSTA RICA MATCH Am I missing something here? Is Pulisic that good?
World Cup Qualifiers
4 - The 4-0 defeat v France is the biggest ever defeat in a competitive game (excl. Olympics) for the Netherlands. Destroyed.
- OptaJohan (@OptaJohan) August 31, 2017
The heck? That's why every Dutch person on my TL was all, #weareBelgians
#WCQ | FT
🇧🇷Brazil 2-0 Ecuador🇪🇨
Paulinho & Philippe Coutinho lead A Seleção to victory!https://t.co/SpQDWJHJUY pic.twitter.com/dAQtCvjQ83
- #WCQ (@FIFAWorldCup) September 1, 2017
Brazil have qualified for the World Cup. Argentina are still on a knife edge
LMFAO FIFA IS A SHAM FOR THE EUROPEAN QUALIFIERS pic.twitter.com/YQ7NT6Vpfu
- ._. (@justdozi) August 31, 2017
Goddamn
OP: Done. Sorry that the transfer window post is EPL heavy, but I go where the news is, and last night was lit like a Christmas tree. Any overlooked news, please share! Oh, and a tag for transfer window, please?
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