Ligue 1
Serie A
La Liga
Bundesliga
Bayern Munich 6- 0 Ausburg
Damn
Lewandowski did what he does
Schalke 04 1- 1 Borussia Dortmund
Auba scored a goal and does what he does. WTF is this
Just... okay
Premier League
Liverpool 3-1 Everton
Gutted that I couldn't watch this match. Mané scored the first goal
Coutinho scored a lovely goal
Strike a pose...
Burnley 0- 2 Tottenham Hotspur
Spurs made hard work of this. Three injuries to three players, then Dier got into the midfield and got his goal
Harry Winks turned his ankle badly. Had to be given oxygen for a while
Burnley's Grey (the player who hates gays, light skins, black women...) was in form yesterday, but no goals)
Chelsea 1- 2 Crystal Palace
With Chelsea's loss, the lead is narrowed to seven points. Spurs are in 2nd place, but Spurs are... Spurs
Chelsea were up on goal, then Zaha pulled one back and then another!
Benteke scored! His first goal in 13 hours of playtime
Man United 0-0 West Bromwich Albion
Chelsea have lost more matches than Manchester United this season. This is Man United's 8th draw
Ugh. Gutted. Mourinho might have to win Europa League just to get into Champions League, tbh
MLS
On the road to the World Cup
Schweinsteiger scored his first goal for his new MLS team, Chicago Fire. I remember seeing the news of his signing on a screen in Frankfurt airport and found myself going... REALLY?
Man, that kit is grimm
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill! I am going for a run