midweek matches, efl cup
News
- EFL 4th round draw
I see you trolling, EFL. Reboot the cup and as such, make the ties like this - Euro 2020
Which arsehole decided that this was a good idea? The final will be played in London for 2020.
Pictures
Ugh, looking like an old school movie star, this Marchesio guy
EFL Cup
Featured Matches
Tottenham Hotspur 5- 0 Gillingham
Pochettino sent out the kids to play. Harry Winks, Josh Onamah, Cameron Carter Vicks, Marcus Edwards and this guy called Walkes. Gillingham is in the third tier so people expected Spurs to win
Christian Eriksen lead the school out. Scored a brace, embraced by Harry Winks
Vincent Janssen can put himself about. As in, he can get into decent space, but he couldn't buy a goal, mate. Until... Eriksen got a penalty and generously gifted it to Janssen who finally scored. Cue scenes of relief
I actually tuned into this match to see this guy play. Marcus Edwards. Supposedly Messi with an afro. When he was hemming and hawwing about reupping with Spurs, clubs from Bayern to Real Madrid were at attention. Supposedly he got promised playtime and he signed a two year contract extension. I can see why he's hyped though. Finds unused space, technically polished and solid. But he's garden gnome wee
Southampton 2- 0 Crystal Palace
Charlie Austin is on a mad streak
Swansea City 1- 2 Man City
Ewww at Man City's third kit. Nike's press release was along the lines of, "Combining two unlikely colours into a design that you've never sign before." *dead eyed stare* Because orange and blue (complimentary colours) have never been combined before. *pouts*
West Ham United 1- 0 Accrington Stanley
Are you not entertained? Payet nicked the goal in the dying embers of the game. It was a dull game otherwise. Do you think Payet will leave WH in January? The Irons' supporters do
Northampton Town 1- 3 Manchester United
Rashford scores again! Keeps on scoring!
Ander Herrera is always ready, his joy always infectious. I rate him highly, I do
Carrick and Schneilderlin showed their qualities
Rooney needs to recuse himself from competition, both domestic and foreign, tbh
La Liga
Featured Matches
Barcelona 1- 1 Atletico Madrid
A draw!
Messi went down injured
Real Madrid 1- 1 Villarreal
Ramos saved RM's blushes with a last minute goal
Zizou was pretty philosophical, something like, one can't win every match
Zizou is so elegant
Bundesliga
Featured Matches
Bayern Munich 3- 0 Hertha Berlin
The Bayern players coming out to play
Serie A
Featured Matches
Genoa 0- 0 Napoli
Milic looking frustrated
Empoli 0- 2 Inter
Inter got a win, finally?
Juventus 4- 0 Cagliari
Don't speak...
What's the story with this guy? Argentine, right? But yet to have a call up?
Pescara 0- 0 Torino
Joe Hart has asked to just learn football related Italian terms for now. Left, Right, Leave, Give it to Me, Pass, clear
Joe Hart seems to be enjoying his time in Turin. Good for him!
OP: Done. Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill!